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my fellow DC/MD/VA denizens...last night after the ice storm trying to get home, I realized that if there is an incident requiring widespread and immediate evacuation of the DC metro area and you're inside the beltway...well, you're fucked.
Yesterday at about 3:30 PM, a light freezing rain storm passed over the DC metro area. Instantly, and predicated upon the fact that drivers in this neck of the woods are unequivocal idiots, all of the major thoroughfares became snarled and came to to a standstill. The Springfield interchange, for example, was SHUT DOWN by VDOT for 5 hours because each and every single flyover or underpass had a multiple car accident. People were calling into the local radio news channel regaling us with stories of how they've been sitting on a freeway ramp for over four hours, and, in one case, how a person had to piss in a flowerpot because there was nowhere else to go. :(
I fell victim to this lunacy as well. Leaving the orifice at 4:30, I instantly became part of the non-moving mass of steel stuck on Rte 1 south through Alexandria. It took me over 2 hours to travel 8 blocks. Bear in mind, that by 4:30, the ice storm had pretty much passed on to the east and north and that the streets in Alexandria were just wet from plain-jane raine. I made it home at 8:30...just in time to catch the latter part of American Idol. :thumbsup:
My family lives in Woodbridge (20 miles south of DC) and I work in Arlington. If there is ever an incident where this city and the outlying suburbs need to evacuate, 5 million people are going to be royally fucked. There is absolutely no way that, in a true emergency, this city could evacuate with any sense of order or expedience.
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