Glossary of Election Terms

[MzNov]

Lighten up for a few minutes peeps,

it's from THE ONION !!! :rofl:

http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/glossary

[TheDoorbellRang]

1. Some of those definitions seem pretty accurate

Our world is turning into the Onion. :scared:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. Baha. Baha I say.

absentee ballot: A form of voting that does not involve the inconvenience of having to get up off the couch and walk to a high school gymnasium.

A classic. :rofl:

H'lo love :hi: :hug: :loveya:

[MzNov]

3. change that word "couch"

to "reclinerizer" !!!

:rofl:

Howareya darlin????

:loveya:

:smooches:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. rorfl ayup!

Crashin happy after a slow day, but a rainy one :hug: :loveya:

I sense the need for hot chocolate....

:hugemessOhugsnsuch:

[Swamp Rat]

4. THE ONION!

They left out "Boosting our economy.:



... shhh! I'm not really here. :D

[MzNov]

7. LOL Swamp Rat!!!

Way'at and It's a Print, Dammit!!!

:hi: :hug:

[Ichingcarpenter]

6. Likability

The degree to which each candidate is able to hide the extent to which he or she is full of shit.



I love me The Onion.
it keeps me sane.


:rofl: :rofl:

[MzNov]

8. Another winner from those razor sharp Malloy groupies.

:rofl:

:hi: :hug:

The Onion reminds us of how ridiculous we are and full of shit to boot!

:-)