Breaking......Pelosi issues contempt citations for Rice, Miers and Bolten

[Ichingcarpenter]

Today Nancy Pelosi issued contempt citations giving the Sergeant in Arms
the power to arrest on sight Rice, Miers and Bolten.




Jerry Rice, one of football's greatest player of all time, when reached by phone in San Francisco didn't understand why he was named for contempt and needed to go to DC since the Redskins suck.

Mark Miers, who played Uncle Kracker, on the Drew Carey show was equally bewildered by the letter he received and said the beers he got on the show were light beers.

Michael Bolton the easy listening rock star of the 80s said there must be some kind of mistake since his last name is spelled Bolton and not Bolten.

[DS1]

1. booo

[gateley]

2. Yeah, REALLY not nice. nt

[Ichingcarpenter]

6. Sorry.....Me Bad.... I probably got our hopes up

But, it is almost as likely they will call these guys up first.
I hope I am proven wrong.

[gateley]

8. You're probably right, sadly. Yeah - my heart JUMPED! I couldn't BELIEVE it

and immediately felt guilty about all the disparaging remarks I'd made about Nancy. Now I can go back to reviling her. :7

[beezlebum]

12. me too! :P n/t

[Ichingcarpenter]

14. Ok, everyone go back to our

usual reviling and justifiable contempt.

Sorry to get our hopes up.

[JuniperLea]

3. Oh man! You had me there for a second!

Silly as it may sound, Congress and Pelosi are far more concerned with fluff than with the real work for We The People.

[Webster Green]

4. WTF?!

Not funny.

[kerstin]

5. Yes but what about Bush?

(Reggie, that is.):silly:

[leftofthedial]

7. you're in an elevator with Hitler, Pol Pot and Michael Bolton

You have a gun with only two bullets.

Q: What do you do?

A: Shoot Michael Bolton twice just to be sure.

[beezlebum]

9. MEANIE PANTS!

for a minute there ya had me. i had a horrible, awful, terrible, no good day, and then i read that and a small beam of light and a hallelujah chorus, and then...nails on a chalkboard, back to the dark doldrums we go...x(

[Swamp Rat]

10. LOLOL!!!

Evil bastard! :evilgrin:

[Dr.Phool]

11. Yeah, but Waxman was clearly befuddled when

Clarence Clemmons swore he never took steroids, and in fact has never played baseball. In fact he said he couldn't even play "Take me out to the ballgame" on his sax.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

13. And here I was looking forward to apologizing to Nancy Pelosi

for some of the things I've written. I'm still hoping I can make that apology, but I'm not counting on it.

[MzNov]

15. I hear The Onion is hiring.

:rofl:

You're bad ICC.

[Irishonly]

16. I Scared My Dogs

I read the title and hollered for joy and scared my dogs. They thank you for the doggie treats they received because I felt so bad.

[Lost-in-FL]

17. Not funny!

:pouting:

[Sal Minella]

18. If this is supposed to be funny ....it's not.

[ThomWV]

19. Not funny.

[L. Coyote]

20. IGNORE.