BREAKING: Bin-Laden descended from the Bushes

[bigtree]

February 24, 2007


-- In another earth-shattering ancestral revelation, genealogists in Afghanistan, working at the behest of al-Jazzerra, have found that bin-Laden is a descendant of an ancestor of George Bush.

"I have always wondered what was the background of my family," the newspaper quoted bin-Laden as saying. I always sensed that the U.S. president and I shared the same blood lust and thirst for conquest, but nothing - nothing - could prepare me for this."

"It's chilling. It's amazing."

Some of bin-Laden's relatives said the connection came as no surprise to them. "I doubt you can find many relatives of the bin-Laden's today whose family, if you traced them back far enough, didn't own a Bush," said one of the family members.

She added: "And it is wonderful that bin-Laden was able to become what he is in spite of what his forefathers were."

[WindRavenX]

1. well, the funny thing is...

...if you go back far enough,you could trace them to a common mother.

Oh, genetics is fun! :D

[Amonester]

3. Lucy in the sky with Diamond$

or Eve.

The fir$t is more "revealing" of their "$cociopathy" IMHO.


Ed: one i Was mi$$ing in their illne$$.

[berni_mccoy]

2. Kissing Cousins...

[IntravenousDemilo]

4. This of course is a fake report, yes?

My clue was "al-Jazzerra" instead of "al-Jazeera".

That, and the missing link (not the one who lives in the White House).

[bigtree]

5. well . . .

:silly: