Jesus. Can you imagine boinking John McCain?

[CatWoman]

I'd rather fuck Castro.

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

1. AAAAAAACK!!!!!!

I need to go wash my brain out with bleach!

[AlCzervik]

2. eeeeewwww, omg there isn't enough jack Daniels in the world, i need to drink

an entire bottle and then be smashed over the head with it.

[sandyj999]

3. Not even with someone else's boinker! n/t

[SeattleGirl]

8. Wow, you know someone with a removable boinker?

:rofl:

[sandyj999]

92. No but there are a few I would like to remove. n/t

:crazy:

[calico1]

4. He was a handsome man when he was young.

The 5 years of torture didn't do much for his looks though.

:eyes:

[bluedawg12]

58. Have you seen his teeth lately? No dentist since he came back? n/t

[calico1]

89. He is 71 now. I said he was handsome when

he was young. And no I haven't studied his teeth.

[monmouth]

5. Ice and Dewars...the only way to go....n/t

[Cabcere]

6. No.

I can has brain bleach plz? :scared:

[mitchum]

7. Yes, but it's not as if a lobbyist has high standards or anything

[zippy890]

9. now now, this was 8 years ago when he was a sexy

62 years old and really quite the hunk.

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

11. omg stop!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Parche]

10. OH MEOW

You notty today!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

But I still love ya!!!! :loveya: :loveya:

:hi:


OH MEOW

[CatWoman]

13. bwahahahahaha

:hi:

:rofl:

[KaryninMiami]

12. EUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- blahhhhhh yuck nt

[OhioChick]

14. Ugh....

Got a visual.....:puke:

[burythehatchet]

15. His partner would have to "shoulder" most of the burden

Yeah. I said it. Someone had to.

[CatWoman]

19. ooooooooo

*SNAP*

:rofl:

[Generic Brad]

45. Snap?

Is that the sound he makes when he's going at it?

[CatWoman]

49. i think that's more like crackle

followed by "pop"

:)

[Divernan]

70. That's a truly disgusting image! Ooooh, yuck!

nt

[blondeatlast]

76. Ow.

:rofl::thumbsup:

[casus belli]

83. LOL!

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[CatWoman]

20. oh go fuck yourself

how's that for civility?

[blondeatlast]

43. I likes it!

:thumbsup:

[Binka]

46. Dayum Baby YOU Rock

That poster has er um er, how can I say this.....PROBLEMS! :hi: Midori how are you girl?

[CatWoman]

51. I'm laughing my butt off at McInsane

:rofl:

:hi: Binka!!!!

:loveya:

[Binka]

56. The Wheels Have Come Off The Bullshit Bus

McLame is TOAST!

[Virginia Dare]

24. Somebody forgot their chill pill today...n/t

[GOPisEvil]

17. Well, Cindy was probably something before electricity.

/Caddyshack

[Virginia Dare]

18. Castro was HOT back in the day..

I like my men dangerous...

[CatWoman]

21. Che was quite a hunk, too

:hi:

[roguevalley]

98. Especially when portrayed by Antonio Banderas. DROOL! Sorry.

[Cairycat]

37. I remember reading a novel

some 30 years ago, about a woman's fantasies, but written as though they were really happening. One of them was a liaison with Castro. So it makes sense to me, but in my novel, it's Che .....

[Divernan]

67. Wasn't that a movie "Up the Sandbox" starring Barbra Streisand?

nt

[defendandprotect]

79. Right . .. I just posted that !! Imagine anyone not knowing that ... !!! ???

It would be like asking who would be attracted to Clinton --- ?

Even if you think he's a total jerk --- hard not to be!!

Henry Kissinger --- never, ever ---!!!

[orleans]

22. BREAKING NEWS ON MSNBC--i've been laughing for fifteen minutes now

they keep saying mccain is 71 and vicki is 40

does that mean that she was 32 when she was hanging with mccain?

[CatWoman]

23. I wonder how much Viagra he goes through?

no wonder Rush doesn't like him!!

:rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

26. Those two could cause a national shortage by themselves

[Arugula Latte]

59. And don't even think about Bob Dole's limp biscuit ...

x(

[Divernan]

72. God knows Liddy doesn't.

nt

[blondeatlast]

78. Oh, noes!

:rofl:

[Divernan]

68. Viagra does not always work - specially if the guy's been a heavy smoker.

A little fact the tobacco companies don't advertise. Nothing sadder than a hot looking car with a dead engine. As his doctor explained to a friend who was 60 - yup that smoking will take decades off your sex life. Something about clogged arteries/impaired blood supply.

[Contrary1]

25. Hmmmm....

[blondeatlast]

44. O.M.G.

Tears... :rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

27. Oh goodness, did Jesus boink gramps, too?

[spanone]

28. bwahahahahahaaaa bwahahahahahahaa

gotta recommend a boinking thread

[Ilsa]

29. Only if I was a McCainiac Necromaniac. nt

[L0oniX]

30. A double dose of Viagra and a brown grocery bag was needed ...no doubt.

[Hepburn]

31. Holy shit....I'd rather fuck Castro AFTER HE DIED!!!!

[smokey nj]

32. I'd rather boink a rusty chainsaw.

:puke:

[Binka]

48. Oh Fucking Gawd I Just Snorted Wine Out My Nose

:loveya: Baby.

[Rockholm]

33. McCain is HOT!!!!!

[Theres-a]

34. The McClenis

No thanks. I'll take my chances in a stall with an anonymous stranger.What's that behind door number two?

[Arugula Latte]

60. *tap tap tap*

:rofl:

[pkz]

35. My MOM just called me

she said "yuck, a 40 yr. old? I am 72 and I wouldn't even do him"

[MountainLaurel]

108. Kudos to your mom

For her excellent taste.

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

36. If boinking McCain meant Dems win the presidency and we're out of Iraq by Jan 21, 2009

I bet we'd get a few takers on DU...

[Redstone]

53. For THAT, I'd boink the old bastard myself. And I'm a heterosexual guy. But you know,

sometimes "taking one for the team" is something you just have to do.

Redstone

[johnfunk]

38. My wife's comment:

"I hope she wore a full body condom!"

:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[spooky3]

61. hahahaha!!!

[MissB]

39. This thread was the first one I saw this evening.

And I have to say, the title sure caught my eye. I had no idea why in the hell you were imagining boinking McCain.

:rofl: Now that I know the backstory.... :rofl:

[CatWoman]

40. oh come on Missb

you know you want some of that :rofl:

[Iris]

41. I can't. And I'm sure Jesus can't, either!

hee! hee!

[Liberal Veteran]

42. Jesus can boink anyone he darn well pleases!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

47. Nude John McCain could have a powerful diplomatic weapon

If negotiating with Ahmadinejad or Kim Jung Il, Nude John McCain could say "sign this treaty or I'll drop my pants and you will go insane".

[Redstone]

50. You DO know, don't you, that SOMEONE is going to jump all over you, accusing you of

"reverse sexism" or some such claptrap, don't you?

(I like your post, though. Even if nobody else does.)

Redstone

[CatWoman]

52. like Chimpy likes to say

BRING 'EM ON!!!!

:hi:

[Redstone]

54. You know, guys say stuff about women all the time like what you said in your OP, and

not to say that I know what it's like to be a woman, or to be patronizing or anything, but I gotta think that it's a suh-WEET moment for you, being a woman, to get the chance to uncork a thread like this one.

Anyone whines about your OP? Send 'em to me for a correction if you want to, though it sounds like you can mow 'em down nicely yourself without any help.

Redstone

[XOKCowboy]

55. Some women view power as a major attraction/aphrodisiac...

If ya don't believe it go to a political fundraiser/banquet in downtown DC, Palm Beach, etc. It's quite a sight. I'm sure it's love when an early 30s beauty pageant queen marries a fat 70 yr old, cigar smoking, liver spotted billionaire. Jeez I hope that it is!

Sexist? Yes. True. Unfortunately also yes.

[seabeyond]

74. they are so faking the orgasms. not an aphrodisiac, simply greed and want n/t

[treestar]

90. These women deserve what they get

And that leaves a 30-year-old hunk for the rest of us. :rofl:

[Pastiche423]

57. NO!

I will not think about it. I will not think about it. I will not think about it. I will not think about it. I will not think about it. I will not think about it. I will not think about it. I will not think about it.

Damn you, CatWoman!

[lunatica]

62. It was just a youthful indiscretion

:evilgrin:

[Triana]

63. Good Grief, Catwoman!

:eyes:

I coulda went ALL my life without having been presented with that thought! :puke:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

64. Now THAT'S torture!

[TankLV]

65. judging by his wife - I'd say Johnny enjoys necrophpillia...

[Withywindle]

66. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Jesus, there's not enough liquor in the WORLD!

[rasputin1952]

69. Oh...My...God...

[Divernan]

71. OK! Stop laughing long enough to rec this thread and keep it alive.

It's really a kickass great thread. I'm in tears here.

[blondeatlast]

73. Oy. I can't imagine boinking a Republican. John MCain is as Republican as it gets

and even whiter than my lily-white, blue-eyed, blonde self (that takes some major genetic purity, let me tell you).

Oh, dear Lord.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[BlooInBloo]

75. Sure...

If my life was worth nothing to me beyond helping telcos make money and break the law, that wouldn't bother me in the least.

[defendandprotect]

77. Hey . . . Castro was hot .. .

but, the McCain story is hilarious ---
and reminded me of the stories of Henry Kissinger's popularity with gorgeous women --- !!!
Oh, yeah!!

We have to really believe in the magic of political power to believe any of this!!!

Well, maybe a lobbyist ... looking for a favor?

[defendandprotect]

80. WAIT . . . !! Larry King seems to be saying that part of the story is that

FAVORS were done for the lobbyist . .. hmmmmm....

[Contrary1]

81. John, if you are reading this...here's a handy hint. (Look quick!)

Methinks it won't be here long.




You're welcome. :patriot:

[lostnotforgotten]

85. Priceless!

eom

[blondeatlast]

86. Oh, oh, oh... can't breathe!

:rofl:

[CatWoman]

106. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Lugnut]

82. Ewww ewww ewwww

ptoo :puke:

[Skittles]

84. JAYSUS MIDORI, I'M EATING HERE

:puke:

[Perry Logan]

87. It's all I can do not to think about George W. Bush giving me a blowjob.

"In 1984 I watched George W. Bush enthusiastically and expertly perform a homosexual act on another man, one Victor Ashe."
http://bushssecretlifein84.tripod.com/

[Fleshdancer]

88. suddenly water-boarding doesn't sound all that bad

I can't imagine it would look, feel or smell good, you know? The flapping of loose skin and the overwhelming scent of Old Spice...not good CatWoman. Not good at all.

:scared:

[Doctor_J]

91. She was doing him for her lobbying clients

strictly business

[bullwinkle428]

93. MY FRIENDS...I'M PREPARING TO LAUNCH MY HEAT-SEEKING MOISTURE MISSILE!!

ALL HANDS ON DECK!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Beausoir]

97. OMG! HAHAHAA!

The "my friends" part kills!

[Fuzz]

94. Lemon Party?

[Wizard777]

95. No I can't and quit calling me Jesus.

:rofl:

[snappyturtle]

96. No. n/t

[DS1]

99. No. That's why I opted for the "whipped and nailed to a cross" option

[rainman99]

100. There isn't enough alcohol in the world.

[onethatcares]

101. personally, are you nucking futz?

besides the fact we are of the same gender and I'm not gay, if I was a womam, and I'm not, I wouldn't boink him, no, no boinking way. It would be like boinking my dad, and that ain't gonna happen, no matter what gender I am.:spray:

[Bake]

102. Or the freakin' Cryptkeeper!

:rofl:

Bake

[Fire Walk With Me]

103. He tells his women to shout, "Invade Iran, big boy!" so he does just fine in bed.

[Subdivisions]

104. No. I can't. n/t

[BuelahWitch]

105. Oh noes!

[road2000]

107. At least he can claim he never sang

"Bomb... Iran." He was singing "Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang Iseman."