OMG!!! Something is eating the moon!!!

[Recursion]

Call Congress right away!!!

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. Is the moon on steroids?

[high density]

2. Its wife is on HGH.

[Lint Head]

3. 'Eating the moon.' Isn't that some sort of obscure sexual reference?

:dem:

[Recursion]

4. I was thinking about the eclipse

The famous Conquistador's "now I will make the Sun eat itself" trick.

[scarletwoman]

5. It's an OMEN!!!!!!! Of something... Don't know what... (nt)

[RoyGBiv]

6. Terra! Terra! Terra!

Time to invade the moon.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

7. And whatever it was, at the whole thing here!!!! Yikes!!!!

[Ediacara]

8. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rurallib]

9. It's a star wars test. They were going to shoot down a satellite

and then thought 'WHy not go for something they'll remember?"

[goodgd_yall]

10. Lol!

[jazzjunkysue]

19. Bet that was George's idear. n/t.

[Withywindle]

11. Check Free Republic!

See if anyone's blamed it on "the gays" yet.

[polmaven]

12. Nah...

It's the Clenis' fault.

[Elidor]

13. Come, we do moon dance

Make it come back again.

[Subdivisions]

14. Darth Cheenee musta found oil there! n/t

[jazzjunkysue]

15. It's Cheney. First, satan's evil minions eat the moon. Then, Lynn blows out the sun

and the remainder of the undead rise from their graves to possess the unsaved and begin the Rapture, leaving Cheney here to re-populate the earth with his vampire spawn.

Only attacking Iran will stop it.

[lumberjack_jeff]

16. Space goats.

I've been asked to join the other phone sanitizers in my department to join an evacuation vessel. Anyone else get that call?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Places_in_The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#Golgafrincham

[jazzjunkysue]

17. Just let me get my Rapture Scout Manual and a clean pair of socks

and I'll meet you on the launch pad in 20.

[Recursion]

18. Do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?

We need more committee work on this.

[jazzjunkysue]

20. Rec'd for comedy. I wanna be famous. n/t.

I funny.