What the HELL is Miss Vicki wearing under her dress??

[SoCalDem]

[margotb822]

1. Chastity belt?

No, nevermind. That couldn't be. Probably something kinky...

[SoCalDem]

3. Whatever it is, it's got "push buttons"

:)

[SoCalDem]

7. Do not push the red button

[MiniMe]

2. She is trying to cover up the McCain McStain

Seriously, it could be an insulin pump.

[MilesColtrane]

4. That DEPENDS...

...what do you think it is?

[seabeyond]

DEPENDS... bah hahahaha n/t

[Initech]

37. Thanks Oops I Crapped My Pants!

:rofl:

[Chase And Dash]

54. heh heh..

you funny!

[better tomorrow]

5. I dunno...but

I wished I would have had this photo with the circle in it. I tried to crop it to make it stand out in the video but this one would have been better.

[better tomorrow]

10. maybe Cindy McCain's xray eyes

can detect what it is....

[Warpy]

6. Body shaper with obvious seaming

would be my guess.

Lycra can't do it all by itself.

She still looks better than the lobbyist bimbo.

[orleans]

22. this *is* the "lobbiest bimbo"

[Warpy]

31. yeah, you're right

I blame my crappy eyesight and the late hour.

I saw pictures of her younger and pics now and she needs to sue her plastic surgeon.

Mrs. McInsane is much more attractive than she is.

[wpelb]

77. Do they look alike?

Some people in the media have said or at least suggested Mrs. McCain and the lobbyist look alike. I guess considering they're both blondes, one could make a case that they do.

[Chase And Dash]

55. oouuuu

think I am with ya

[tabatha]

8. It is probably one of those cloth wallets that one can wear under

one's shirt. But since she has cut away sleeves, she probably wore it round her waist.

[Chase And Dash]

56. You have got to be kidding....?

Ever purchase body storage to wear under a 10000$ evening gown. I am thinking she is desperately searching for a way to remove that photo from the planet.

[Swamp Rat]

9. The base plate for her 'electric drill'

[eppur_se_muova]

11. Joanie's Butterfly?

Deluxe Unit with Extended Power Pak^®?

http://books.google.com/books?id=UWInkEDP-b8C&pg=PA95&lpg=PA95&dq=joanie's+butterfly+vibrator&source=web&ots=xafqY8_NY3&sig=kYxCnMr8unBl42DP2T3KfZrQRGg

[Gman]

17. Interesting exerpt

and always a lot of fun.

[bainz]

12. cancer n/t

[auntAgonist]

34. not nice. That's a rotten thing to say. n/t

[better tomorrow]

13. outtie or innie?

I say outtie

[SoCalDem]

14. Looks like TWO outies

:rofl:

[MercutioATC]

15. From what I learned from all of the tinfoilhatters here at DU (re: the Bush Bulge)

It's one of two things:

1) An oddly-placed heart monitor, or

2) A receiver designed to allow handlers to talk to her......well....in this picture, oddly, her vagina.

[better tomorrow]

18. I vote for number...

2

[SoCalDem]

27. Two of these???

[SalviaBlue]

48. And someone w/out " tinfoil" thinks bush's bulge is what exactly?

It sounds like you think there is some other (non "tinfoil")explanation. What is it

[NYC]

16. Who is she?

Thanks in advance.

Looks like a puckered seam.

[better tomorrow]

19. NYC, where have you been all night?

here, this will help you find out who she is....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKQD5OEXNjY

[NYC]

44. Thanks. I read, but hadn't seen a picture.

I since encountered a picture over at Fire Dog Lake.

Thanks for the link. :hi:

[Mojorabbit]

20. She has an outie

and I do believe she is not wearing panties.

[sce56]

21. A Girdle? n/t

[SoCalDem]

23. with two big buttons??

:rofl:

[Eurobabe]

24. A Rejuvenator

(ala Mad Men)

[orleans]

25. i say belly button and lace on the front of a thong n/t

[MiniMe]

26. Its possible it is an insulin pump

Although if it is, she shouldn't be wearing something that clingy.

[Contrary1]

28. I think the top...uh, bump

is a belly button outie.

[pansypoo53219]

29. utility belt?

i can understand one outie belly button,

[SoCalDem]

30. *****FOUND IT******

[Lasher]

59. Hee hee hee

That's good.

[StarryNite]

32. Maybe it's a different version

of the same thing bush wears on his back? :shrug:

[leftofthedial]

33. that is the bottom of McCain's left foot

[librechik]

35. a fancy garter belt and Nothing

or else that's where you insert the coins

[tularetom]

36. Perhaps she is a he

a really underendowed he at that.

[Initech]

38. Probably the same thing Bush was wearing on his back during the '04 debates

[renate]

39. whatever it is, it's an argument for bringing back slips

Why on earth don't people wear slips any more? I say this not as a prude but as a person who gets itchy without them (not to mention the VPLs and the static cling). You can't buy slips anywhere these days.

Ms Vicki should have known that if you can't find a slip, for heaven's sake don't wear a satin dress.

[SoCalDem]

42. Especially in such a light (and unforgiving color)

The nice little slinky black dress is always a girl's best friend :)

[elleng]

45. renate,

I ask my daughters the same question, and then I ask them, "Where is my short black slip?'

[MisterP]

40. it's one of Mike Tyson's Heavyweight belts (she fought him for it) n/t

[tridim]

41. A Murkin?

Either that or McStain has been snorting his Viagara from her belly button.

[MR. ELECTABLE]

43. I've got it!

[Lasher]

61. Dammit, you beat me to it.

I hate you.

[radfringe]

46. it's a Bolt

if you unscrew it, her ass falls off

[IADEMO2004]

47. Easy Button

[Canuckistanian]

49. A chastity preventer

Just don't ask me how it works.

[Zynx]

50. That looks like the outline of a wrestling championship belt....

now I know why McCain liked her. She could keep him pinned for the 3 seconds he needed.

[Kitty Herder]

60. I was thinking a rodeo belt, but yeah.

And that would be a longer ride. A whole 8 seconds.

[Lasher]

62. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

This is some kinda funny thread.

[bluedawg12]

51. Snap on tools? n/t

[Wizard777]

52. An outtie and a tiny penis. n/t

[Solly Mack]

53. Tiny Tim

[Why Syzygy]

57. Beer keg tap. You've seen the commercial? n/t

[salin]

58. Its my old Chrissy doll! Push the button in the tummy to make the

long hair grow, or to retract the long hair and have a short haircut again...

[Oldenuff]

63. be careful what you say aroud here there Johnboy...

looks like she's wearing a wire.

[Zynx]

64. This whole thread is worthy of a DUzy.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

65. A Chastity Maginot Line.

You can go right around it. :)

[DesertRat]

66. Colostomy bag?

:shrug:

[Mezzo]

67. maybe she's not so nicely tucked.

she might have more parts than we know. (NOT to bash the transgendered community at all by including her in their midst)

[GoneOffShore]

68. Unfortunate choice of lingerie

Too many appliqués on the suspender belt/garter belt. And possibly on the knickers as well.

Those elephant appliqués are tough to hide, but they get male repubs excited. They only thing more exciting for them are dollar signs on the underwear.

[Generic Brad]

69. A hatching alien?

[SoCalDem]

70. Just this..??

[Holly_Hobby]

71. A sanitary belt

[better tomorrow]

76. OMG...weren't those...

just the pits?????

[AlCzervik]

72. i don't want to know but really Ms. Iseman, body shapers are available at most retail outlets.

Were you raised by wolves Dear?

[alittlelark]

73. She has an 'outtie' and is wearing lacy undies

w/a V at the midline.

Not a good choice w/ a clingy dress.

[KitchenWitch]

74. Could be a couple of things

Could be an insulin pump, or a Hickman Catheter.

[LeftyMom]

75. A really bad support garment.

Paying extra is worth it so they won't show. Don't wear $15 chonies under a thousand dollar dress.

[chknltl]

78. OMG!! Goa'uld implant!!1!

Alert SG-1!!!

[bluedawg12]

79. My tax dollars!

Courtesy of McNutty

[Marr]

80. Looks like some kind of prize fighting belt.

They usually come with a purse.

[sutz12]

81. Top..... outtie..... bottom..... mama's little helper? nt

[Richard Steele]

82. "Open your mind, Mr. Quaid...." nm