When I look at John McCain...

[edhopper]

I can't help but think of the old guy at the end of every Scooby Doo cartoon who is unmasked as the monster or ghost and says;
"And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those darn kids!"

[AlCzervik]

1. The enthusiasm gap---he haz it.

[belpejic]

2. I see serious constipation

That dude needs some laxatives. I don't know, but maybe given all of his kinky sex hijinks he'd dig suppositories.

[IntravenousDemilo]

3. When I look at John McCain...

my eyes start burning for some odd reason.