Who's the absolute DUMBEST of the right-wing TV neandrathal asshats?

[marmar]

Poll question: Who's the absolute DUMBEST of the right-wing TV neandrathal asshats?

I know this is a class with a vast talent pool, but John Gibson still gets my vote for dumbest (person in America).

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[davidinalameda]

1. Glenn Beck

he's just a flipping moron

the rest look like Einsteins compared to him

[lligrd]

2. Wow, That's A Tough One But I Went With Gibson

On second thought, I was thinking obnoxious, Michelle is probably the dumbest. What the heck, they are all stupid and obnoxious!

[ingac70]

3. Glenn. n/t

[jgraz]

4. I had a knee-jerk vote for Beck before I saw Debbie Schlussel

She is like the Tiger Woods of stupid.

[marmar]

28. "She is like the Tiger Woods of stupid."

:)

[eissa]

5. This is tough

So many douchebags to choose from. I narrowed it down to Gibson and Malkin before finally casting my ballot for that repulsive Gibson. God, he is so :puke:

[ashling]

6. I voted for Glen Belch, but

in reality, at some point their right wing neanderthal asshatness sort of blends together so that it is hard to tell.

[BlooInBloo]

7. Tucker & Brooks are also good candidates.

[margotb822]

8. Bill-O may not be dumb

But he's so sickeningly racist, sexist, anything -ist. And his smug shit-eating attitude makes me want to just reach through the tv or book cover and choke him. Do you know that he complained to Al Franken's publisher about his photo on the cover of one of Franken's books (he said it made him look "blotchy")? Ugh, the nerve of these people!

[Quantess]

25. Well I agree Bill 'O isn't dumb, exactly.

He doesn't even believe his own bullshit. He is an asshole, though.

[HornBuckler]

9. Full Blown Mentally challenged award goes to

Sean 'Ass Hat Du Jour' Hannity

As in an ass hat every damn day.

[Captain Angry]

10. Dobbs.

They're coming to get us. They're LEPERS! Hide your daughters!

What an ass.

[DainBramaged]

23. Hide your farm animals, forget your daughters (and sons)

[Spirochete]

11. Tough choice

but I finally went with Gibson.

[devilgrrl]

12. Other: All of the above

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[Tunkamerica]

13. Michael Savage is the most offesive to me, not the dumbest

[Cant trust em]

14. Do you mean least smart, or just the biggest jackass?

[marmar]

17. Least smart.....

n/t

[MonkeyFunk]

15. I went with other

Kate O'Beirne has never had an original thought in her life. She just repeats that week's blast-fax from the RNC.

But Michelle Malkin is a close second.

[dorkulon]

16. Nobody matches Beck when it comes to just plain stupid. /nt

[Quantess]

24. Nobody matches Beck when it comes to overplayed, oversaturated.

But yes, I agree, he's an aging toddler who acts like a whiny teenager!

[silverweb]

18. I don't know.

I don't watch any of them.

The tidbits that I learn about here at DU or on Olbermann confirm that they're all disgusting, stupid shitheads -- which is enough to confirm my good judgement in not watching any of them.

[Swamp Rat]

19. Glen Beck

[Quantess]

21. Glenn Beck, only because he gets 3 solid hours of prime time on "CNN Headline News" every night!

CNN ought to be ashamed for allowing an aging toddler to dominate its signal!

[Swamp Rat]

26. Cheetos!

:D

[w13rd0]

20. Jimminy...

...there's a vote between the greatest of numerous evils. I just can't decide.

[progdonkey]

22. Definitely Glenn Beck...

He's all kinds of racist, misogynist, anti-science jackass, but the thing that serves as a perfect example for me of just how purely and utterly stupid he is was when he had Morgan Spurlock of Supersize Me on his show. While he was "interviewing" Spurlock, Glenn sat there eating a Whopper or Big Mac, thinking he was ruthlessly mocking Spurlock.

The thing is, Supersize Me is not advocating Veganism/Vegetarianism, but just saying, "You should really know what's in the food that you get at fast food restaurants. It's not pretty."

Beck is such a moron, though, that he thought that eating a burger was "really sticking it" to Spurlock, when it's really the equivalent of someone seeing a warning saying not to mix ammonia with bleach and responding by mixing them and taking a couple big gulps of the gas! It's not "mocking" the warning, just showing that the other person is a complete and utter fool.

[Initech]

27. It was a tough choice but I gotta go with Cavuto.

He is the guy whose job it is to make white middle-managers feel safe. When the question "is this good for the company?" is asked, he usually says the answer that the bosses want to hear. He's that coworker that everyone makes fun of behind his back, like Dwight from "The Office".

[RebelOne]

29. Hannity. He even believes his own lies.

[alphafemale]

30. I voted for Gibson. For things like the Heath Ledger Death jokes.

He does things like that all the time. He's tuned to cultural mores like a finely honed patch of slime mold.

[ThomWV]

31. I Do Not Pump Up Their Ratings By Watching Them - Don't Know About Any Of Them

Turn off that tube. You watch, rating are taken, and they remain out thee polluting the airwaves. You quit watching and they will go away.

[Initech]

32. That's why I love Media Matters

They expose the truth about the bile and garbage these assholes spew on a daily basis so we dont have to watch that crap.

[annabanana]

33. Absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to cull the "dumbest" from that herd...

There's not a one of them that can find their own ass with a compass, a map AND a TomTom...

[The Stranger]

34. Dry drunk and imbecile Beck by a landslide!

[AlCzervik]

35. for just straight up stupid it's Glenn Beck.