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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 09:41 AM
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Fill in: "B*sh without a TelePrompter is like _____________"
Edited on Thu Feb-28-08 09:42 AM by npincus
...a blindfolded monkey in a banana tree.



OK, I'm sure you could do better! :rofl:


(B*sh presser @ 10:05Am this morning)

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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 09:44 AM
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1. A very small man in a world he does not comprehend.
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Uben Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 09:44 AM
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2. Shit without stink! nt
nt
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 09:46 AM
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3. A carbuncle on the butt of the world.
Actually, above caption applies with or without teleprompter.

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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 09:46 AM
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4. is like a dog's breakfast
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 09:47 AM
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5. a monkey without poo n/t
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 09:52 AM
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6. "B*sh without a TelePrompter is like a blank piece of paper."
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 09:53 AM
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7. A freeper without
spell check.
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izquierdista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 09:57 AM
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8. The tax cuts are working
The tax cuts are working...uhhhh...The tax cuts are working....D'uh..err..The tax cuts are working...uhhhh...The tax cuts are working....D'uh..err..The tax cuts are working...uhhhh...The tax cuts are working....D'uh..err..The tax cuts are working...uhhhh...The tax cuts are working....D'uh..err..The tax cuts are working...uhhhh...The tax cuts are working....D'uh..err..The tax cuts are working...uhhhh...The tax cuts are working....D'uh..err..The tax cuts are working...uhhhh...The tax cuts are working....D'uh..err..The tax cuts are working...uhhhh...The tax cuts are working....D'uh..err..The tax cuts are working...uhhhh...The tax cuts are working....D'uh..err..
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 10:00 AM
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11. reading your post
I instantly saw scenes from the movie "Idiocracy"...

but forgot to laugh.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 10:06 AM
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12. Dirctors note: rapid coke jaw sliding precedes each "Duh"
:rofl:



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lumpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 10:10 AM
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15. I am giggling
v
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 09:58 AM
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9. Ronnie without Nancy
(and Nancy's astrologer).
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 10:00 AM
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10. An MP3 players without any tunes. (nt)
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lumpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 10:08 AM
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13. An ill wind blowing no good
x
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 10:10 AM
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14. Um........I don't know. I can't come up with an answer right now. Help.
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likesmountains 52 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 10:20 AM
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16. A condom without a penis..
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tired Donating Member (65 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 10:25 AM
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17. Satan without Karl Rove.
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