Caption U.S. Deputy Secretary of State John Negroponte

[Kadie]

U.S. Deputy Secretary of State John Negroponte walks out to hear U.S. President George W. Bush and Denmark's Prime Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen speak to reporters at Bush's ranch in Crawford, Texas March 1, 2008.
REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (UNITED STATES)

[Warpy]

1. "A rattlesnake just bit me. It died."

[Nostradammit]

3. LMAO!!!

perfect.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

2. $afari.

[yourout]

4. Dr. of death..........oops that one is already taken.

[onethatcares]

5. got the cash,

where's the dope?

[Catshrink]

6. Catching a flight to Paraguay

to see how the "arrangements" are going.

[rurallib]

7. I'm huntin' ill eagle aleens!"

[malaise]

8. Just dumping a few more

skeletons from my closet

[shain from kane]

9. They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso

The war in Iraq turned into a great big hassle
We all know Dubya is such a big asshole
Old John took the money and run

Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run



Apologies to Steve Miller

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. "Whadda ya mean, screw me and the horse I rode in on - he's gone!"

[JoePhilly]

11. Man, this bag of Haliburton Stock is heavy. nt