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emanymton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 07:10 PM
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Plan Nine From Outer Space ... Coded Massage Follows
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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains.

Tango Foxtrot Bravo.

For our lady of the concentration camps, this is not a drill. Wink, wink. Nod, nod.

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bbinacan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 07:13 PM
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1. I need a good massage but
what is a coded one?
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Mist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 07:17 PM
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2. I'm guessing a coded massage involves kneading the muscles in a specific pattern. nt
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bbinacan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 07:19 PM
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5. LOL. n/t
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golddigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 07:18 PM
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3. Coded with baby oil...
:shrug:
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bbinacan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 07:19 PM
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4. LOL. n/t
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 07:21 PM
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6. I think they meant "Coed Massage"
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bbinacan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 07:27 PM
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8. Now your talking. n/t
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 07:26 PM
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7. Coded Massage = Happy Finish??
You want happy finish? $25 more please...

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bbinacan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 07:28 PM
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9. What a bargain. n/t
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shraby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 07:33 PM
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10. The dog barks at the moon twice.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 07:39 PM
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11.  And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 07:48 PM
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12. reaches for decoder ring...
Nascar, turn left, turn left, turn left

over

Time to circle the wagons. Repeat. Time to circle the wagons.

out
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 08:13 PM
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13. Let your ISP's NSA-mandated internet reading algorithm
chew on that one for a while.

And for you emanymton -- affirmative. Crow flies at dawn. ;-)
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momster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-01-08 08:15 PM
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14. Pushing All the Right Buttons
If you push McCain's buttons in the right order, two American flags pop out of his ears, his tie curls up and down while playing Hail to the Chief, fireworks go off (you don't wanna know *where*) and lobbyists applaud wildly. Betcha didn't know Vicki Iseman was a massage therapist...
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