I got it! Relativity teaches me that Bush has a plan to end the war!

[Recursion]

I was looking back over my notes from my relativity class last year, and it hit me:

In theory, if you spin a mass fast enough, the relativistic effects of the rotational acceleration are so great that a closed time-like loop can be described by a particle. In essence, you have made a time machine.

Then it hit me: of course! The Bush White House is spinning such an incredible mass of bullshit at such a high rate of speed, that their only possible purpose is to create a time machine, go back to 2003, and prevent the Iraq invasion.

This, truly, is great leadership.

[sam sarrha]

1. that was GREAT.!! there is medication for that.. i know, i refused it too..i enjoy those .

trips more than anything.

[FreakinDJ]

2. Yes - He wants to end the world

Read revelations in the bible

Bush believes he is the choosen one to bring about an end to the world

[Turbineguy]

4. You'd think God would give us a sign

if he were The Chosen One. Besides, why bother to create a whole Universe and then destroy it a measly 6000 years later? Seems a lot of bother to me.

[FreakinDJ]

5. Takes a whole bunch of VERY SELECTIVE interpretation

but yes taking verse out of context and sensationalizing a construed interpretation seems to fill the pues better then actually teaching people how to read the bible

[InkAddict]

3. You "Lost" me - keep hitting the button. LOL n/t

[sam sarrha]

6. just watching the documentary in the worlds biggest Cyclotron.. studying the source of the Big Bang

so what happens when they discover that the source of the Big Bang was some Fool in a previous universe was trying to discover the same thing the same way.. by opening up a proton's sub atomic particles with a 9 mile diameter Cyclotron.. 15 billion years ago..???????????? :nuke:

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. I saw a documentary or two about that last night. Makes perfectly good sense to me.

Since chucklenuts has the largest black hole known to humanity between his ears, and since nature abhors a vacuum, it only stands to reason that his monsterous intellect is sucking in every bit of knowledge mankind possesses. This will continue until Fry, riding his fabled Scootie-Putt Sr., will plant a device within his giant brain that will consign him to an alternate universe forever, along with Lt. Uhura.

Something like that. I might have rolled over on the "change channel" button a few times during the explanation.