You are now the Armageddon candidate! A letter to John McCain.

[Bjorn Against]

Dear John McCain,

Congratulations on your endorsement by John Hagee, the man who has done more than just about any other to promote a vision of the fiery deaths of all those who disagree with his religious beliefs. Yes, Mr. Hagee is one of the most prominent preachers of end times theology, and Mr. Hagee has decided that you are the candidate most likely to bring about the end of the world. You are now the Armageddon candidate, and now all the people will know that if they want their lives to end in a fiery death they should vote for you.

Pastor Hagee heard you when you sang out those words “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran”, and he came running to your campaign. Hagee is the man who told us that we need to bomb Iran because if we do that it will lead to an “inferno will explode across the Middle East, plunging the world toward Armageddon." According to Hagee that is a good thing, because nothing says “moral values” more than wishing that billions of people die in an inferno. He is trusting you to bring about that inferno Mr. McCain, and he knows you will not let him down.

I think this is going to be a great issue for you in the campaign, because we all know that most Americans want nothing more than to see nuclear holocaust, and now that you have been embraced by one of the foremost advocates for the destruction of the Earth I am sure that Americans will recognize your vision of them burning for all eternity.

But I am sure the fact that he sees you as the most likely candidate to bring about global destruction is not the only reason that Hagee embraced you Mr. McCain. You see Mr. Hagee has some interesting views on natural disasters. He once said that "All hurricanes are acts of God because God controls the heavens. I believe that New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God and they were recipients of the judgment of God for that." Yes, John you were endorsed by a man who believes that New Orleans was struck by a hurricane because God thought the people there were sinful. Hagee knows you are one to celebrate the deaths of all those sinners, because I am sure he has seen this great photo of you taken at the very moment New Orleans was drowning and the federal government was not doing anything to help:



Yes, John the drowning of New Orleans was celebration time for you, and so you fit right in with the vision of Pastor Hagee.

You were willing to stand on stage and embrace this man who has called for you to bring about the death of the majority of the worlds population, and you were more than willing to stand side by side with a man who dismissed the people of New Orleans as being nothing more than sinners who deserved God's wrath.

Because you are willing to embrace such views, I really hope you will drive Pastor Hagee's message home in the debates. How dare Barack Obama believe that the people of New Orleans did not deserve to have their city destroyed by a hurricane? And how is it that Obama can believe that it would be a mistake to start Armageddon? The American people are going to want answers from Obama, and I really think that you need to demand answers on why he is not willing to embrace the destruction of the Earth like you are. I really look forward to this topic coming up in the debates this fall, because I am sure the American people are a going to embrace the vision you and Pastor Hagee have of bombing Iran and bringing about the death of everyone who does not follow the religious beliefs of people like Hagee.

Sincerely,

A Citizen

[Lint Head]

1. Hagee is no pastor. He pays no taxes yet the IRS lets him

endorse a candidate? His lemmings go along with what he says. He supports TBN of Paul and Jan Crouch fame. They prayed for people to die. This was witnessed by a reporter in Nashville, TN. They also threatened a friend of mine because he thought musicians should be paid for their work on Trinity Broadcasting. Hagee is a pig that uses the name of Jesus Christ to make fat cash quick. Please, please just go and be with Jerry Falwell. You say you can't wait to be in heaven. Well, I can hardly wait for lying deceitful bigots like you to have their wish. The sooner the better. :dem:

[Bjorn Against]

2. Before you call me a "lying deceitful bigot"...

You might want to get an understanding of the concept of sarcasm.

[Lyric]

3. When he said "You", he was talking to Hagee

He just switched pronouns, lol.