It’s 3 am and GWB has just answered the phone

[Johonny]

<ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring

Bush: Who the hell is this? Don’t you know I go to bed early so I can be fresh in the morning to decidify

Phone: wan, wan, want, wan

Bush: So what’s the problem aren’t missiles suppose to be in the air? I’m not one of them fancy scientologist types but I think you’re alright with flying missiles.

Phone: wan, wan, want, wan

Bush: Oh it’s where the missile is flying that’s the problem. Well just tell the New Mexican ambassador it’s coming.

Phone: wan, wan, want, wan

Bush: So technically I am the New Mexican ambassador? Boy this presidenting thing is hard work. OK I’ll tell you what I’m going to do here. You see I have a piece of paper right here. I’m going to write out a name and number you should call to get help.

Phone: wan, wan, want, wan

Bush: So you can’t see the paper through the phone? Well of course not I’ve haven’t taken it out and started writing yet.

Phone: wan, wan, want, wan

Bush: Well I told yah I’m not one for sciencifying things. OK this is really important, can you put someone on the phone that can see the paper.

Phone: wan, wan, want, wan

Bush: Well don’t worry about it the desk doesn’t have any paper anyways, heck I’m surprised this phone was real. Well good night. Don’t worry in the morning I’ll be all decidified up and rested and ready to be advised of the problem.

Phone: wan, wan, want, wan

Bush: The problem won’t exist in the morning? See I’ve solved it already.

<click

[Kber]

1. Is he drunk?

Or is Laura home this weekend?

[Johonny]

5. How can you tell

the Drunk Bush from the Sober one?

[elehhhhna]

2. I swear I haven't even read the post but K&R for that title.

The title alone made me laugh out loud.

Good one.

[Catshrink]

3. Ring ring.... it's Condi

Mr. President, I'm sorry to inform you that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

Laura is stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Georgie falls back on the pillow, letting the phone slide down his chin.

Finally, * gathers his courage and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[global1]

4. Here's A Pic Of Him Answering The Phone.......nt

[DemReadingDU]

6. Bush would answer the phone?

Wouldn't he wait 7 minutes while he read 'My Pet Goat'?

[Johonny]

7. You can't fool me

Bush can't read