Ok, let's start it....McCain is a cyborg because...

[asdjrocky]

Have fun!

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

1. After the 2000 election, he said "I'LL BE BACK"

And whattaya know, here he is!

[citygal]

2. one of my eyes is actually not a real eye at all...

it's my inside world into Dick Cheney's left ____.

[asdjrocky]

4. Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[asdjrocky]

3. Sometimes he gets stuck on-

"My friends..."

[saltpoint]

5. He's a cyborg because... why else would he have a PIZ cannister for a

wiener?

[asdjrocky]

8. Old Crusoe!

My friend... I couldn't resist. Actually I heard the stuff about McLame being a cyborg on TV, so it's gotta be true, right?

And by the by, it's great to see you!

[saltpoint]

9. Don't know what you're up to these days, sir, but my guess is that it's

mighty good work.

Good cheer.

[asdjrocky]

10. I'm keeping busy-

but not busy enough yet.

[Fleshdancer]

6. he feeds on....

young blondes for energy?

:shrug:

[asdjrocky]

7. He's actually made from small bills.

[Fuzz]

11. he eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poops them out transformed into a robot.

:D

[asdjrocky]

12. That's um,

funny, and more than a little disturbing. Is there anyone, I mean anyone you can talk to?

[asdjrocky]

13. I hear he has a hotwire in his cheek.

I'm not saying which one.

[Mythsaje]

14. Not a cyborg. An android.

For further details, you'll just have to wait for me to find a publisher for my newest novel--the one I've been working on the past few weeks while I've been off work. It's almost done.

It just may touch upon that sort of thing.

Keep an eye out for it. It may be the finest book of fantasy written from a liberal viewpoint ever.

It'll be titled "Legacy."

[Norrin Radd]

15. Yep. He'd need a heart to be a cyborg.

[asdjrocky]

19. Cyborgs have hearts?

Shows ya what I know about Science Fiction.

[asdjrocky]

18. Funny, I published a short story called Legacy about 20 years ago.

[Swamp Rat]

16. He's a McMaverick ... rrrRRRRrrrRRRRrrrRRRRrrr!!

[asdjrocky]

20. Rat, you're a genius.

[Kurovski]

17. McCain is a cyborg because

nothing human hugs George Bush without having the flesh melt like beeswax, and the blood turned to silica.