The New Pledge of Allegiance

[Joey Liberal]

"I pledge allegiance to the earth and to the flora, fauna and human life that it supports. One planet indivisible, with safe air, water & soil, economic justice, equal rights and peace for all."

A timely substitute for the 'officially approved' US pledge, huh?

[LWolf]

1. This is one that I can "think"

as I stand silently for the morning drone each day at work.

Thanks! :hi:

[Joey Liberal]

2. You're welcome! :)..................... n/t

[whistle]

3. Actually, the new Pledge of Allegiance under BushCo is as follows:

..."I pledge allegiance to One World Government and to the process of flora, fauna and human life elimination that it supports. One global power indivisible, with single ownership of air, water & soil, economic injustice, preferential rights and continuous war for all."

[kineneb]

4. My fav- from Non Sequitur (Wiley Miller)

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the corporate states of America, and to the Republicans for which it stands, one nation, under debt, easily divisible, with liberty and justice for oil."

-from a strip several years back, a copy of which graces my refrigerator.

[Joey Liberal]

5. Good one

And so appropriate for the wacko republicans...................

[Joey Liberal]

6. The Republican Pledge of Allegiance

I added a few words!
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"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the corporate states of America, and to the Republicans for which it stands, one nation, under debt, easily divisible, with no civil rights, where the constitution is ignored, with liberty and justice for oil."