SERIOUS TOPIC, IT NEEDS TO BE DISCUSSED

[asdjrocky]

Some people have said, and it has been reported, that John McCain is a cyborg.
Now, I want to make it clear, I am in no way reporting this as fact, and I in no way want to add credence to what, at the time of this report, is only a rumor. It was reported on a live TV show on Friday night, the show shall remain nameless but it is a matter of public record, that John McCain is a cyborg, but it was quickly dismissed by the host that brought it up. Was it dismissed a bit too quickly perhaps? Some have said that it was.

It has been talked about on at least one website, by political insiders, that John McCain is some kind of human/animal hybrid, that lives on the blood of young, blond repuglikin lobbyist. Again, this has not be verified in any way, and I'm not reporting it as fact, without first conducting a full investigation.

One more thing, it has also been said, on at least one other prominent site that he eats transformers, and then poops them out of his butt as little robots. Can we afford to elect a President that poops transformer robots all over the white house?

What about when it's 3am, do we want our President pooping robots when the phone rings?

Again, none of this is proven, and at this point it's all speculation, but if this is out there, a prudent reader might wonder what else might be out there.

You don't have to be left, you don't have to be right, to know that a 200 year old President that poops robots, and lives off of the blood of young blond lobbyist, is not a President that this country needs.

I'll be reading more on this on the Internets, and I'll be filing a full report.

A CONCERNED AMERICAN

[varelse]

1. This post is worthless without

Pictures :evilgrin:

[Hissyspit]

2. McCain caught off guard.

[Hissyspit]

3. 3 A.M. Phone Call John "W" McCain Transformer Butt Baby

http://www.intomobile.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/0602_000001_c3xqbk3t2z

[Hissyspit]

4. All photos courtesy The Washington Times. n/t

[Hissyspit]

10. THIS is the 3 A.M. Phone Call John "W" McCain Transformer Butt Baby

[asdjrocky]

11. Very scary.

It's good to have photographical proof.

A CONCERNED AMERICAN.

[Hissyspit]

14. Wow, only 4 recommendations. People obviously do not see the seriousness

of the issue.

[varelse]

31. I keep getting this weird error when I try to rec this thread

something about "you've already blah blah blah" - it's probably a neo-con conspiracy.

OH, and the pics are very very incriminating - but we need MORE evidence. Where is Swamprat????????

[asdjrocky]

32. Very, very good point-

I was hoping he would check in. Wait, I have an idea!

A CONCERNED AMERICAN.

[asdjrocky]

7. I'm waiting for photgraphical proof.

I was hoping a concerned DUer could help. But I'll find the pictures. You can count on that.

A CONCERNED AMERICAN

[Donnachaidh]

5. so, any truth to the rumours he is actually a manbearpig? n/t

[asdjrocky]

6. Or worse...

A CONCERNED AMERICAN

[myrna minx]

8. Some people say:

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

[asdjrocky]

9. You could not have said it better.

[Hissyspit]

12. I've heard McCain is having a Lesbian affair. n/t

[asdjrocky]

13. I have not heard that...

Did you see it on the internets?

A CONCERNED AMERICAN.

[Hissyspit]

15. It's all over every tube.

[asdjrocky]

17. I am so on this.

What could be worse than a 200 year old robot pooping, blood drinking President who's having an affair with someone from Lesbian.

Right, left, or in the middle, it's just wrong.

A CONCERNED AMERICAN.

[jberryhill]

23. Get someone to read you that posting...

...and then you will have heard it.

You have certainly read it.

[asdjrocky]

26. Well said-

and that's why we need less goverment.

A CONCERNED AMERICAN.

[Medusa]

16. As far as I know

I take him on his word he isn't. As far as I know.

[asdjrocky]

19. It's important to be fair and balanced here-

So if someone of your reputation takes him at his word, as far as you know, then I have no choice but to take you at your word that you take him at his word, as far as you know. As far as I know.

A CONCERNED AMERICAN.

[here_is_to_hope]

18. Cyborgs are prettier...n/t

[asdjrocky]

20. That may be a good point,

What might he be then? Have we at least established, the existence of a rumor, that he is at least 200 years old? Wouldn't he then be some kind of vampire then? Please see the unsubstantiated accounts of him living off of the blood from young blond lobbyist.

Again, I just want to get to the bottom of this.

A CONCERNED AMERICAN.

[snot]

21. worth logging in just to k&r. nt

[asdjrocky]

25. Very funny-

Is that robot in your avatar some kind of secrect message to cyborg McCain?

A CONCERNED AMERICAN.

[snot]

37. Not exactly;

Story at http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2007/02/nonterrorist_em.html and http://bostonbomb.com/ . Or just google boston and mooninite.

I highly recommend Aqua Teen Hunger Force, b.t.w.

[jberryhill]

22. McCain has NEVER DENIED being a cyborg

I've searched NEXIS, and could not find any statement by John McCain denying that he is a cyborg.

[asdjrocky]

24. This gets more interesting all of the time.

Did you find him going on record about the blood of young blond lobbyist? I've got something on that on background.

A CONCERNED AMERICAN.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

28. as far as you know.

His medical reports are supposed to be released in April. heh. Right.

[asdjrocky]

30. I've done a search-

And I can find nothing on his medical records. I'm not saying he has something to hide, but why can't I find the records? Interesting.

[eilen]

27. I've heard the Canadian Government

is doing a full investigation. Soon they will get to the bottom of this "leak" and will determine the veracity of the cyborg "rumors" and then we will be armed with the truth.

[asdjrocky]

34. I'll be looking forward to the report.

A CONCERNED AMERICAN.

[barbtries]

29. "it has been said"

the four words that tell me not to listen to whatever follows. thanks

[asdjrocky]

33. It has been said-

That people like you, who don't take this seriously, will be responsible for a 200 year old, blood drinking, robot pooping President.

You have to ask yourself, and people have said, if we know this about John McCain, what don't we know about Cindy McCain?

A CONCERNED AMERICAN.

[Swamp Rat]

35. He is part car and part something else...

:hi:

[asdjrocky]

36. Makes perfect sense with his ties to big oil.

Thank you for the proof Swamp Rat. Now no one can question this.

A CONCERNED AMERICAN.