BUSH'S 3 A.M. PHONE CALL

[lame54]

Ring 1, Ring 2........ Ring 8

"Hello?"

Voice On Phone: Mr. President?

Laura: Hold on
George wake up.... George...
Wake up George... GEORGE!!!

W: What?

L: It's the phone, you know, the one you always hope never rings.

W: Damn. Alright give me a minute (heads to bathroom)

VOP: Mr. President? It's very urgent

L: Hold on, he has to drain the horse. Speaking of horses, did you ever hear my horse joke that I made at the correspondence dinner?...

Seven minutes later
VOP: Yes ma'am, that's very funny, But I do need to speak with the President.

L: Well o.k. GEORGE!!!

One minute later
W: Do you realize what time it is?

VOP: Yes sir but

W: It's 10 after 3

VOP: I know sir but

W: C,mon spit it out. And it better be good

VOP: Sir, there is a nuclear bomb in New York that is set to go off in one hour.

W: (Long pause) Well, (Longer pause) What do want me to do about it, call Jack Bauer? heh heh heh

VOP: Sir?

W: Or better yet let's move it to New Orleans. heh heh heh

VOP: Sir, we have less than an hour.

W: O.K. O.K. Uhmmm, well (Longest pause)... This sounds like a case for "Usual Protocol".

VOP: "Usual Protocol" sir?

W: Yes, "Usual Protocol".

VOP: What's that?

W: Let it explode and call me in 3 days.
Click

[midnight]

1. This message is loud and clear. Work together people.

Clinton or Obama are better than this. Thanks for making this point.....

[global1]

2. A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words.....

[lonestarnot]

3. Snort!

There you have it! LOL :rofl: And this was after he pulled it out of his ass!

[lame54]

4. How about this ad...

[lonestarnot]

6. Fine!

[2rth2pwr]

5. What's the "correct" answer? nt

[Aristus]

7. Anybody remember the episode of The West Wing, when an honorable

Republican congressional counsel (yeah, it's a fictional universe) referred to Rovian mud-slinging tactics against Leo as "bush-league"?

[asdjrocky]

8. Very good stuff, wish I'd thought of it.

[AwakeAtLast]

9. Cheney gets the real phone, Shrub gets this:

They just tell him it's real.

[lame54]

11. They give him that 'cause he answers it like this...

[cureautismnow]

10. A 3 A.M. phone call from "My Pet Goat." n/t