Jesus, Mary, and Joseph..he mailed money to a hooker

[theboss]

How can a former prosecutor be that stupid?

Honestly...he.mailed.money.to.a.hooker.in.another.state.

I have not the words.

[Zynx]

1. Only a sex addict would do something that dumb.

[BOSSHOG]

2. Must have been some awful good stuff

[lonestarnot]

7. She swallowed.

:shrug: Jezabell Jane. Dumbass didn't learn from Bill to keep it in his pants. Money laundering is the bigger issue.

[shain from kane]

8. Any member of the Knothole Gang can pay for it.

[MrCoffee]

3. He's not that stupid...

but people do stupid, stupid things sometimes. This is that.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

Does this whole thing seem just a little too neat for anyone?

Honestly. How could he be that stupid? I can't help but wonder if there's something else going on behind the scenes.


Or do I need one of these? :tinfoilhat:

[NightWatcher]

4. did he use a personal check, a la Jerry Springer?

[jpak]

5. There is the Big Brain - and there's Little Brain...

:evilgrin:

[wilt the stilt]

19. there is just not enough

blood for two heads

[JackBeck]

6. Reminds me of when Jerry Springer

Paid for a prostitute with a check.

[theboss]

9. That was just dumb...this created a federal crime

Prostitution is the ultimate local crime...until you start crossing state lines. To use the US mail to pay a whore is just staggering.

[ananda]

10. Well, he most definitely wasn't thinking with his..

.. brain.

[polichick]

11. It was a cry for help?

[Javaman]

14. He couldn't find an ATM!!!

:rofl:

[Rex]

12. Wow.

No way.

[Iris]

13. Is that you, Mom?

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph" is my mom's favorite phrase. When I was a kid, I actually thought she was praying when she said it!

[dflprincess]

15. It's what was once called (wait for it)

a "pious ejaculation" (no kidding).

[Iris]

17. omg! Now THAT'S hilarious!

poor mom. She'd be mortified, but I'm not going to tell her! (Just my siblings!)

[Medusa]

16. Princeton. Harvard.

They don't teach you why it's not good to do this?

[BadgerLaw2010]

18. That somewhat defeats the point. Then again, so does getting yourself tapped by calling in yourself.

[Karenina]

20. Classic case of the "little" head prevailing?

:shrug: His daughters will now make MINCEMEAT of it. :rofl: