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[El Supremo]

I hope this hasn't been done already.

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. I hope this is a photoshop job.........

Please tell me it isn't real.

[annabanana]

4. This is absolutely real... It was during the

National Press Corp Dinner this past week... He was singing a parody of "Green Green Grass of Home" about going back home to Texas.

"Down the Lane I look
and here comes Scooter
finally free of the Prosecutor"

It was repulsive, Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYJqSWLCB60

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. "Ten gallon hat on a one pint head"

What an asshole.

[DJ13]

2. Drunk rich guy goes Brokeback Mountain

[chelsea0011]

3. "and what's troublin' you is the nature of my game"

[lonestarnot]

5. Stinking ass sulfur in a fucking hat!

[LibDemAlways]

7. "What kind of fool am I?"

[dembotoz]

8. oh I ate some beans and I'm farting like a rocket

so damn glad the dems can't take me to the docket.
look real hard I got sumtin in my pocket
and J M its all for YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Supersedeas]

9. and the Beltway media finds this entertaining

[El Supremo]

10. Makin' fun of the USA... Makin' fun of the USA.

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. Isn't this the point in the performance where people start throwing their underwear at him?

With any luck, David Vitter is in the audience, and he'll soon get a nice, loaded diaper right in the face. *SPLOP*!

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

12. "and it's 1, 2 ,3, what are we fighting for

don't ask me, i don't give a damn."

[tomreedtoon]

13. "Please don't talk about me when I'm gone..."

"...Although the crap I did will linger on and on,
And listen, if you know my wiretaps, some advice,
You'd better not say nothin' 'bout me that's not nice.

We're parting, you go your way I'll go mine
It's best that we do
And as I re-tire with my millions I'll shout a big F You,
And keep your damn poor people off my lawn,
Remember, please don't talk about me when I'm gone."

A lyric sung by the ALSO alcoholic and Alzheimer's-affected Dean Martin.