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[sabra]

[SpiralHawk]

1. "I made arrangements for Jeff Gannon to come by tonight. Again." - Commander AWOL

"We're planning a group session to explore the Democrats THANG about (smirk) prostitutes (smirk)."

- Commander AWOL

[Warpy]

2. That look goes with a knee to the groin.

[tanyev]

3. First Lady Laura Bush--Official Pig Lipstick for the Bush Administration

[gasperc]

4. "honey, snap out of it, Laura, Laura!"

she should have taken the blue pill

[mikelgb]

5. ....

function affection(smile,stare) {
mouth.smile = true;
eyes.stare(glassy);
return left_cheeck;
}

[Ordr]

6. If only we could recommend replies.

[tridim]

11. function affection(smile,stare,xanax) {

if (xanax) {
brain.status = false;
} else {
brain.status = false;
}

[AndyA]

13. Hilarious!

The First Robot is such a good servant to the Head Monster.

[dembotoz]

7. just hang in there a couple more months and your get your half of everything and the ranch

[LibDemAlways]

8. From the look on her face, it appears

he's telling her he's decided to live a life of celibacy and won't be bothering her anymore.

[leftofthedial]

9. That's no $3000 an hour hooker

"hey Pickles, Condi iw bringing "Big Jim" tonight."

[jmowreader]

10. George tells Laura this great new joke he just heard

"Donald Rumsfeld was giving me my daily briefing. At the end, he said, 'today, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in action in Iraq.'"

"I sat there shocked. I couldn't speak. I sobbed, head in hands. My advisors thought I was going to have a stroke.

"Finally, I looked up and, through my tears, asked 'how many is a brazillion?'"

[lpbk2713]

12. She always has that vacant look in her eyes.

Like the lights are on but nobody's home. It's spooky.

[lame54]

14. Her Xanax has just kicked in

[Wizard777]

16. LMAO! I was thinking the same thing. n/t

[EmilyAnne]

15. A Botox Kiss

[Cheap_Trick]

17. "Gee your hair smells like zoloft."

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

18. 10 more months and I can divorce his crazy ass.