Let's kick the repugs around. Pig pile!

[pscot]

Why do some people have an intantaneous aversion to Republicans? In the long run,it saves time.

What's the ideal weight for a Republican? About 3 pounds, plus the urn.

How many Republicans does it take to pave a driveway? That depends on wether you lay them side be side or end to end.


What do you do if you find a Republican bleeding to death in your back yard? Do the humane thing. Shoot him again.

What do you do if you run over a Republican? Back up.

What did Sean Hannity get on his SAT test? Drool.

What do Republicans use for birth control? Their personalities.

A voter calls his Republican congressman's office, only to be told the congressman has just died. He calls back again and again, always getting the same reply. At last the receptionist asks why he keeps calling. "I just love hearing you say it."

Tom Delay was so corrupt even other Republicans noticed it.

What's the difference between a puppy and a Republican? Eventually a puppy will quit whining.

What do you call a Republican sky-diver? Skeet.

[SpiralHawk]

1. Why did George Bush's budget plans not include the costs of occupying Iraq?

He was going to pay for it by selling all the WMDs they found.