I Can't Believe This Didn't Get A DUzy!

[lame54]

I thought it was pretty funny
But what do I know?

BUSH’S 3 A.M. PHONE CALL

Ring 1, Ring 2…….. Ring 8

“Hello?”

Voice On Phone: Mr. President?

Laura: Hold on
George wake up…. George…
Wake up George… GEORGE!!!

W: What?

L: It’s the phone, you know, the one you always hope never rings.

W: Damn. Alright give me a minute (heads to bathroom)

VOP: Mr. President? It’s very urgent

L: Hold on, he has to drain the horse. Speaking of horses, did you ever hear my horse joke that I made at the correspondence dinner?…

Seven minutes later
VOP: Yes ma’am, that’s very funny, But I do need to speak with the President.

L: Well o.k. GEORGE!!!

One minute later
W: Do you realize what time it is?

VOP: Yes sir but

W: It’s 10 after 3

VOP: I know sir but

W: C,mon spit it out. And it better be good

VOP: Sir, there is a nuclear bomb in New York that is set to go off in one hour.

W: (Long pause) Well, (Longer pause) What do want me to do about it, call Jack Bauer? heh heh heh

VOP: Sir?

W: Or better yet let’s move it to New Orleans. heh heh heh

VOP: Sir, we have less than an hour.

W: O.K. O.K. Uhmmm, well (Longest pause)… This sounds like a case for “Usual Protocol”.

VOP: “Usual Protocol” sir?

W: Yes, “Usual Protocol”.

VOP: What’s that?

W: Let it explode and call me in 3 days.
Click

[jobycom]

1. Good! nt

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear lame54...

If you see something that you think deserves a DUzy...

PM JeffR with the link...

He appreciates it!

I often do it with Lounge threads, since he doesn't get there very often...

:hi:

[lame54]

3. You mean I can recommend my own threads?...

now I'm going to be on here twice as much

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Absolutely, you can!

I've done that myself!

And BTW, I forgot to mention that your thread is hilarious!

And what is wrong with being here that much??? ;-)

[unapatriciated]

9. Don't encourage him, he already uses it for an excuse for not mowing the lawn....

its getting pretty hard for the dog to find his ball.:eyes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7A4NqFBwsk

[orleans]

5. lol. n/t

[JeffR]

6. Dammit, lame

I actually had that bookmarked, then went back to it today when I was pasting these things and found it had been taken down and reposted elsewhere. Didn't have time to search for it.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

7. K & R.

For Democracy.

And, :rofl:

:kick:

[AwakeAtLast]

8. Very funny post!

Do I get any props for the Merlin phone? ;)

[FlyingSquirrel]

10. Had I seen it, I would have PM'd him the link...

Modesty prevents me from recommending my own stuff though.

[TahitiNut]

11. If you don't toot your own horn ...

... somebody will use it as a spittoon. :silly:

[lame54]

13. very wise words

:hippie:

[Quantess]

12. personally, I don't want to let my pretty mind think about such things!

In other words, I actively avoid gross visuals about the Prezdumbent.
;)