Thanks to DU over the weekend I haven't looked at any news today because I already know that . ...

[RB TexLa]

The Dow is down 8,000 points, the Dollar has dropped to .10 Euro, oil has climbed to $350 a barrel, a gallon of milk is $25, and the Federal Reserve has given 5 year 0% loans to every millionaire in America.

[Angela Shelley]

1. May I correct you? ... Milk is no longer being sold in gallons

You can now only buy the "forever milk" in one liter cartons from Europe. :-)

... but the price is still the same. :-)

[Warpy]

2. Or the Freedom Milk in pints

A pint a day is enough to shut the kiddies up, especially if you water it toward the end.

[RB TexLa]

4. It could be sold by barrels for all I know, I buy cream for coffee and other than cheese

that's the extent of my dairy purchases.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. You missed a story

We invaded Antarctica.

[AlCzervik]

5. we also invaded Iran.

[leeroysphitz]

6. We've been a week away from a full scale invasion of Iran for four years now. n/t