News Item: VP Cheney Says Iraq Invasion 'Successful Endeavor'

[Hissyspit]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3230642
http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20080317/wl_mcclatchy/2881838



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MARCH 17, 2008:




MARCH 16, 2008:




FEBRUARY 2008:
















DUer Maggiegault's brother:




My student, a father:

[Eurobabe]

1. Success to Biggus Dickus means, we can launch Iran now. n/t

[rateyes]

2. He talks as if it's all over.

Good. Now we can bring our troops home. Right, Dick (head)?

[rateyes]

3. He's right. It WAS successful,

for about five minutes. It IS a clusterfuck.

[bdamomma]

4. oh he is one sick sick man.

can we outfit him and * in some nice orange suits please, he is really dangerous, and with this mindset what is he going to say about Iran, we must get these monsters out.

just plugging into the minds of Americans what we did was valiant and needed, oh, god, cheney is soooo sick and evil.

[Rex]

5. Hell didn't want him, Satan talked him into walking among the living again.

Was getting tired of all the 'pointers'.

[Ganja Ninja]

6. If you measure it by the value of ...

his Halliburton stock options it's wildly successful. For everyone else it's a disaster.

[Tab]

7. News flash!

Cheney has a delusional world view.

Oh, wait, we already knew that.

Hmmm, I wonder how Halliburton stock is doing...

Oh, gee... look at that! From $5 to $40 in a few short years... including a split in 2006 which effectively makes it from $5 to $80.

hmmm....

(On edit: the spacing got trashed when it posted. Sorry about that, but the prices are the numbers at the end (date is in front, obviously).}

Date Open High Low Close Avg Vol Adj Close*
Mar-08 38.32 39.44 36.82 38.40 15,224,600 38.40
28-Feb-08 $ 0.09 Dividend
Feb-08 33.35 39.36 32.88 38.30 14,154,600 38.30
Jan-08 38.05 39.67 30.00 33.17 17,760,700 33.09
Dec-07 36.57 38.87 35.94 37.91 9,205,400 37.82
29-Nov-07 $ 0.09 Dividend
Nov-07 39.05 40.88 34.42 36.61 13,296,800 36.52
Oct-07 38.40 41.95 37.80 39.42 13,829,200 39.23
Sep-07 34.55 39.17 34.45 38.40 11,979,800 38.21
29-Aug-07 $ 0.09 Dividend
Aug-07 35.81 37.80 30.81 34.59 20,112,900 34.42
Jul-07 34.56 38.29 33.80 36.02 16,651,900 35.75
Jun-07 36.15 36.74 33.77 34.50 16,623,400 34.24
30-May-07 $ 0.09 Dividend
May-07 31.69 37.20 31.00 35.95 20,971,400 35.68
Apr-07 31.80 33.40 30.99 31.77 24,793,400 31.45
Mar-07 30.54 32.72 29.58 31.74 30,136,100 31.42
27-Feb-07 $ 0.075 Dividend
Feb-07 29.71 32.30 29.35 30.92 17,069,200 30.61
Jan-07 30.90 30.90 27.65 29.54 22,471,000 29.17
Dec-06 33.65 33.78 30.80 31.05 12,026,800 30.66
29-Nov-06 $ 0.075 Dividend
Nov-06 32.13 34.30 30.90 33.74 15,079,000 33.32
Oct-06 28.30 33.00 26.33 32.35 18,419,800 31.87
Sep-06 32.82 33.09 27.35 28.45 16,711,200 28.03
30-Aug-06 $ 0.075 Dividend
Aug-06 33.40 34.71 32.57 32.62 11,161,300 32.14
17-Jul-06 2 : 1 Stock Split
Jul-06 74.98 75.86 29.50 33.36 17,769,100 32.80
Jun-06 73.75 77.64 67.85 74.21 18,886,400 36.48
30-May-06 $ 0.075 Dividend
May-06 78.78 83.15 68.30 74.59 16,672,600 36.66
Apr-06 73.78 83.97 72.40 78.15 15,543,000 38.34
Mar-06 68.36 74.99 64.94 73.02 12,899,800 35.82
28-Feb-06 $ 0.075 Dividend
Feb-06 80.30 81.69 67.55 68.00 19,408,800 33.36
Jan-06 63.17 82.39 62.70 79.62 18,784,400 38.97
Dec-05 64.25 68.22 60.62 61.96 10,400,400 30.33
29-Nov-05 $ 0.0625 Dividend
Nov-05 58.80 66.00 55.49 63.65 15,889,300 31.16
Oct-05 68.88 69.37 54.70 59.10 18,191,500 28.87
Sep-05 62.47 69.78 62.05 68.52 13,638,300 33.47
31-Aug-05 $ 0.0625 Dividend
Aug-05 56.45 62.00 54.94 62.00 12,384,200 30.29
Jul-05 48.25 56.80 45.76 56.05 13,407,300 27.32
Jun-05 42.92 49.39 42.00 47.82 9,398,400 23.31
31-May-05 $ 0.0625 Dividend
May-05 41.59 43.50 39.65 42.74 9,165,500 20.84
Apr-05 44.00 46.26 40.25 41.59 13,660,300 20.22
Mar-05 43.75 45.00 40.00 43.25 14,313,500 21.02
1-Mar-05 $ 0.0625 Dividend
Feb-05 41.14 45.29 40.35 43.97 9,682,800 21.31
Jan-05 38.75 43.58 37.18 41.13 15,616,500 19.94
Dec-04 40.41 41.20 37.66 39.24 7,666,700 19.02
29-Nov-04 $ 0.0625 Dividend
Nov-04 37.13 41.69 35.45 41.35 9,825,300 20.04
Oct-04 33.69 37.97 33.08 37.04 10,935,100 17.90
Sep-04 29.23 33.98 29.06 33.69 8,203,400 16.28
31-Aug-04 $ 0.0625 Dividend
Aug-04 31.53 31.85 26.45 29.17 7,937,500 14.10
Jul-04 30.09 32.00 29.02 31.75 6,047,200 15.28
Jun-04 29.35 31.34 28.45 30.26 7,377,200 14.56
1-Jun-04 $ 0.0625 Dividend
May-04 29.70 30.71 27.35 29.04 7,713,100 13.91
Apr-04 30.39 32.35 29.06 29.80 7,428,000 14.28
2-Mar-04 $ 0.0625 Dividend
Mar-04 32.00 32.70 27.61 30.39 11,375,600 14.56
Feb-04 30.49 32.12 29.02 31.96 7,865,000 15.25
Jan-04 26.02 30.68 25.80 30.15 9,631,300 14.39
Dec-03 23.45 27.20 23.22 26.00 7,885,600 12.41
28-Nov-03 $ 0.0625 Dividend
Nov-03 24.22 24.69 22.23 23.35 5,111,300 11.14
Oct-03 24.25 26.70 23.10 23.88 8,219,700 11.34
Sep-03 24.05 25.90 23.65 24.25 6,838,600 11.51
2-Sep-03 $ 0.0625 Dividend
Aug-03 21.98 24.19 20.75 24.18 6,703,300 11.42
Jul-03 23.00 23.90 20.50 22.17 11,123,000 10.47
3-Jun-03 $ 0.0625 Dividend
Jun-03 23.80 25.37 21.91 23.00 12,204,800 10.86
May-03 21.50 24.67 21.12 23.87 8,226,000 11.21
Apr-03 20.74 21.76 19.98 21.41 6,833,200 10.06
4-Mar-03 $ 0.0625 Dividend
Mar-03 20.45 22.10 18.65 20.73 10,115,600 9.74
Feb-03 19.11 20.88 18.62 20.26 7,117,200 9.46
Jan-03 19.05 20.00 17.20 18.76 8,397,000 8.76
Dec-02 21.00 23.00 17.90 18.71 12,234,700 8.73
25-Nov-02 $ 0.0625 Dividend
Nov-02 16.13 21.39 15.40 21.37 10,863,000 9.98
Oct-02 12.91 16.44 12.45 16.18 6,909,400 7.50
Sep-02 13.02 13.25 12.70 12.91 8,326,400 5.99
* Close price adjusted for dividends and splits.