Eliot Spitzer Offered Big Money To Pose Nude In Playgirl

[Wetzelbill]

Source: Hufffington Post

You know what they say: big ears, big...circulation numbers? Playgirl has offered to make former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer "a very attractive offer" to pose for their magazine. On a posting today on the Playgirl blog, the mag invited Spitzer to show them "what you saved for such a select few," dangling the $1 million figure offered by Hustler to callgirl Ashley Alexandra Dupré, whom Spitzer first met as "Kristen" and who has since been revealed happily offering up the goods for free on various "Girls Gone Wild" videotapes.

Here's the post that went online earlier today on "playgirlmag.wordpress.com," which ETP has confirmed actually IS the blog of Playgirl Magazine:


Dear Eliot,

It's not fair. We've been watching you; and we've seen how you've been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We've stood by as your call-girl was offered $1 million by Hustler to show the world what she's already been showing the world for a whole lot less.

We think you've had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we've been thinking.

Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.

How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com? Couldn't you use a little rent money right about now? Seriously — get in touch with us. We're ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/20/the-full-spitzy-eliot-sp_n_92585.html

Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/20/the-full-spitzy-eliot-sp_n_92585.html

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We live in one weird world. That's all I have to say.

[Zynx]

1. Some people are just perverts.

[Wetzelbill]

6. yeah like 99 percent of the world

:)

Although there is a percent that take it a little too far. Like all the people who watched the Screech porno. :)

[LisaM]

2. Well, fortunately for us, Spitzer doesn't need the money

or who knows what would happen!

[Wetzelbill]

7. well he might be looking to get at least 80 grand back

:evilgrin:

[JI7]

3. here is the top half

[Horse with no Name]

4. I hope the bottom half looks better than THAT

:rofl:

[Donnachaidh]

9. eeeeyeeeeeeewwwww..

:puke:

Caption -- "Yes, my name IS Captain Dumbass!"

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. That grin is disturbingly similar to Smilin' Bob's.

Maybe the stuff DOES work.

[Occulus]

19. .

:rofl:

[CJCRANE]

5. I thought this was a Don Davis satire

when I saw the thread title!

[Wetzelbill]

8. I thought it was satire when I first saw it

I just had to look though. Turned out it's real. :)

[DissentIsPatriotic]

10. I think he's cute. I might buy it. n/t

[LeftyMom]

11. Are they going to pay him to put his clothes back on?

:puke:

[Beregond2]

12. Playgirl

It's their "Big Ears" issue.

[Wetzelbill]

13. you know most of their readership consists of gay males

I find that interesting. :)

[diane in sf]

14. I'm sort of dubious, after all he did have to pay for it.

[Sabriel]

15. I'd buy it if they paired him up with James Carville

What a great issue that would make....

[Baby Snooks]

16. Well...

Some of us with the inner prurient side still would like to know WHAT he paid $4,000 for? All we really know was she warned it might not seem safe. Sex on a flagpole ten stories up? Sex at the botom of an elevator shaft? Sex on a chandelier in the lobby? What? Enquiring minds want to know. Maybe we will find out in next week's Enquirer.

[JI7]

17. he wanted unsafe sex

didn't want to put on a condom.

[a kennedy]

20. ELIOT’S SEXUAL HEALING 'ADDICTION’ THERAPY

By LUKAS I. ALPERT

March 21, 2008 -- Former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has gone into therapy in the wake of the hooker scandal that swept him out of office, a Spitzer insider told The Post yesterday.

As part of the therapy, Spitzer will explore whether he has an addiction to sex, the source said.

The last time Spitzer was seen publicly was on Saturday, when he hopped behind the wheel of an SUV outside his Upper East Side building with his wife, Silda, two of their daughters, and their Wheaton terrier, James, and made a beeline to their weekend home in upstate Pine Plains.

A spokeswoman for Spitzer said yesterday he was still with his family there, but declined to comment on whatever therapy Spitzer had sought.

Spitzer formally stepped down on Monday after it became public that he was caught on a federal wiretap arranging a tryst with a $4,300-a-night call girl at a Washington hotel in February.

Since then, it has emerged he has had a jones for pricey professional girls going back as far as a decade, and hooked up with "Kristen" - the nom-de-sack of 22-year-old Ashley Alexandra Dupre - several times prior to getting nabbed on tape, sources have said.

Experts say this type of behavior exhibits classic signs of sexual addiction.

Full article here: http://www.nypost.com/seven/03212008/news/regionalnews/eliot_s_sexual_healing_102869.htm

[rocktivity]

21. With the cloud of a divorce settle hanging over him

he probably needs the money...

:evilgrin:
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