Lol - Grand Theft Auto takes on Fox News

[EarlG]

This is a screenshot from the upcoming game Grand Theft Auto IV.



Look at this closeup of the big screen in "Star Junction" (their version of Times Square).



:rofl:

www.weazelnews.com

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Oh...that made a bad night good...

I'm sure they will try to ban it for some other reason.

[NC_Nurse]

2. Ha! The crawl is great - "90% of terrorists love liberals" poll results...

Threat level 4 - Dark Cerulean (WE're all gonna die!!!)

Great stuff. :D

[AlCzervik]

3. Rofl!! never thought i'd say this but..."Grand theft auto speaks for me!"

:rofl:

[Solon]

4. You know, they always lampoon conservatives in that game...

Hell, in San Andreas there's a plotline involving an "unnamed" agency of the Government running drugs, and listening to the "radio" in game and everything from the talk radio to the commercials lampoon conservative values. Here's a script from one of the radio commercials in GTAIII:

Man: "I'm a marketing manager who lives in the suburbs and commutes to work
on the highway. I live alone, so of course I needed a car that can
seat 12 and is equipped to drive across arctic tundra...it just
makes me feel better!"
Woman: "The new Maibatsu Monstrosity...mine's bigger!"

[DemoTex]

5. Great find ... but what the hell are you doing playing Grand Theft Auto IV?

Maybe I'm not donating enough.

[Solon]

6. Oh FUCK that site is hilarious!

Government officials address Dark Cerulean 4 threat level:

Officials indicated that liberals in Congress were to blame, and that investigations into warrantless wiretapping were giving comfort to our enemies - so much comfort we might as well give terrorists fleece blankets and let them curl up next to the cozy fireplace that is America and drink chai tea on all of our tax dollars, just like they do in Britain.

:rofl:

ON EDIT: This is even better!

LCPD spokesman on mafia initiative

A spokeman for the LCPD told Weazel News: "Organized crime makes for great headlines and quite frankly, we need one. Right now. So we are going to stamp on it once more. In particular, new criminal organizations who haven't paid us off yet. This is all segueing to a major ramp up in terrorism reporting, to keep everyone frightened before the next election."