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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:45 AM
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
And other things to ponder....

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:49 AM
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1. Mind benders! Thanks for the laughs!
How's the Birthday Girl?
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:54 AM
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4. Doing good, gave her a spanking
:rofl:
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:57 AM
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5. You're right --
you don't deserve her. You're SO bad!
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:52 AM
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2. Does morality come from morons?
If you've heard the GOP talk about "morality", you have to assume that this is the case.

My father-in-law (via my first marriage) was born in Sicily in the 1890s. We were once having a discussion about bravery. His comment was that the bravest man who ever lived was the first man who looked at a lobster and said, "Hey, I think I'll eat that."


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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:54 AM
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3. Why did Minnie Pearle used to have a price tag dangling from her hat?
Heee Haaaw. :kick:
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