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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:19 AM
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Was Jesus Jewish or Irish?
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

http://www.bartcop.com/jesus-was-irish.htm
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BoneDaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:45 AM
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1. Funny until the last comment about men
no need for it.
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:52 AM
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2. there was no Jesus
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Red Zelda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 07:47 AM
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7. We have a winner!
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Hugabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 06:58 AM
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3. Racial stereotypes aren't funny
Besides, as the poster above said, Jesus never even existed.
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DireStrike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 07:12 AM
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4. yeesh, tough crowd
well I liked it.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 07:19 AM
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5. i heard he was half Italian
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bananas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 07:23 AM
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6. Was Jesus a stand-up comedian?
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"

Good post, thanks.
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