Homeland Security's Full of Shit

[kpete]

Homeland Security office filled with feces
Published: March 19, 2008 at 12:54 AM

ST. PAUL, Minn., March 19 (UPI) -- Someone with an urge to purge took it out on the Minnesota Homeland Security and Emergency Management office in downtown St. Paul, police said.

An unknown man defecated in several rooms Friday afternoon and left on foot before an officer arrived, the St. Paul Pioneer Press reported Tuesday. Based on the suspect's description, he appeared to be homeless, a police spokesman said.

It turns out the Homeland office wasn't too secure -- a contractor working for the building's management failed to properly secure a door behind him, said Susan Lasley, spokeswoman for the Minnesota Department of Pubic Safety.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2008/03/19/homeland_security_office_filled_with_feces/9759/

[panader0]

1. The color-coded alert today is brown!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

5. LOL!!!

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. LOL

[YOY]

3. DEFCON 2!

Code brown! I repeat, code brown!

[AzDar]

9. Don't you mean ' DEF(ECATE)CON 2' ?

:P

[peacetalksforall]

4. Brown makes a lot of sense. Brown for the government thugs who use

our tax dollars for nonsense and propaganda - VS - Black - for the private contractors who are paid with the money our tax paid officials stole from us and every place imaginable, including the budgets of HUD, DOD, and maybe some Enron money is there also.

Has anyone estimated what Cheney's sub-government treasury must be like - paying off AT & T and Verizon and all the coalition partners and on and on? Those black shirted contractors probably get the biggest part of the pie?

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

6. The head of that office must really be in the crapper now. ;)

It is going to take a lot to beat this as the best article today!

[Xenotime]

7. They ain't done shit now they got some.

[flvegan]

8. Weapons of Mass Defecation

[Solly Mack]

10. someone hit the brown note

[puebloknot]

11. Brown nosing sheist-mongers get their comeuppance. nt

[tavalon]

12. I almost poured myself some coffee before I sat down to read this

Thank the Goddess for ADD! Another keyboard saved by my absentmindedness! LOL and it isn't just a saying - I really did!

[MisterP]

13. Also on the page: "Twenty-eight days... Six hours... Forty-two minutes... Twelve seconds..."

[lonestarnot]

14. OMG! Rich!

:rofl:

[spanone]

15. turdbomber

[Orsino]

16. Heck of a job, brownin'. n/t

[dweller]

17. i think i've id'd the suspect ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3054568#3056184

dp

[mmonk]

18. Well that stinks.

[Rex]

19. Well if he was homeless than I suppose he belongs in a building

used for the Homeland. :eyes: Maybe they should invest in free public toilets?

[Rage for Order]

20. I laughed at first, then I felt bad...

The poor janitors who are going to have to clean it up! You know the suits won't clean it. It'll be a couple of people making $8 an hour that get stuck doing it. I had a couple of jobs in my teens/early twenties that required me to freshen up bathrooms. If I walked in and saw this I'd want to quit and go home before I cleaned it up. Of course, if you're making $8 an hour you really need the job and probably can't afford to quit. The person should've shit in the car of the director instead :)