Five ways to know you shouldn't have run for President in the first place.

[TheWraith]

1. Going into a recession, your biggest economic advisor's main resume point is being renowned for nearly destroying the $200 billion dollar company she used to run.

2. You're either unwilling or unable to distinguish between people who don't like us and live within 5,000 miles of each other.

3. Your own campaign staff starts calling you "Strangelove" behind your back.

4. You think that doing ethically and legally dubious favors at the behest of the leggy blonde lobbyist is somehow less disturbing to the public than if you'd LITERALLY been in bed with her.

5. Your plan for providing reliable employment is the US Army.

[Botany]

1. 6. You don't know Shi ite

n/t

[maddezmom]

2. LOL

:thumbsup:

[TheWraith]

3. Kick. nt

[stillcool]

4. Poor guy. The years..

have not been kind to him, or the American people.