Tweety's ego explodes & requires emergency replacement - BARF alert

[UTUSN]

As we know, he is a shameless glory hound. While admitting no nobility in serving in the Peace Corps, but only avoiding Vietnam, he nonetheless refers to his assigned post as "the same ground that CHURCHILL walked."

Then there was the '97 shooting of the Capitol policemen who were hailed as "heroes" for days, and Tweety suddenly added to his resume that he had worked as a Capitol policeman when he first landed in D.C. This turned out to be a 3-months' rent-a-cop style employment.

And when SNL first "did" him, with Darryl HAMMOND cracking himself up saying, "For the---FIFTY-----people who watch this show (Hardball)... " Tweety breathlessly said, "I am now an icon (because) I have been 'done' on SNL!1"



So today he provided free air time to the latest OBAMA Girl's video, in which she mentions him and he is flashed on the screen for about 5 seconds. (They certainly pegged his susceptibility.) So afterward, he orgasmically says, "First there was (a recent incident he took as flattering; I can't remember it), then Ellen (DEGENERES) fell into my arms (dancing), now THIS (OBAMA Girl): What a life!1"

For the record, Ellen did NOT "fall into (his) arms." He did the same thug-bully shtick he did with Jon STEWART and GRABBED her from behind, literally choked her in a headlock, then THREW her against the furniture.


Oh, and he had lunch with Nancy RAYGUN last week. He said (again) that he LUERVES her, that they had a great time again, although she probably doesn't know who he is, and he addressed her through the camera, "Nancy, I didn't give away your endorsement of (McNASTY). I sat on it for a week."

[SoFlaJet]

1. OK, NOW I get it

the new Talking Point from the CC folks is this; MSNBC = bad...you fuckers are SO frigging obvious that it's almost insulting.

[CC]

2. What are the CC folks and do I want to know?

:scared:


Tweety drives me nuts but mainly because he is so all over the spectrum except when it comes to women, there he comes across as a lewd sexist. If he cutting a woman down for acting like a female he is drooling over the "hot" onces.

[PCIntern]

4. Didn't Obama girl say that Tweety had a 'man-crush'

on Obama or its equivalent?

I swear that was what I heard...

[SoFlaJet]

5. CC =

Clinton Campaign

[CC]

6. Thank you.

I could not figure it out and the answer was so easy. Hopefully people could read through my typos.

In case it should of been "If he isn't cutting a woman down for acting like a female he is drooling over the "hot" onces." I just can not multitask if it includes typing.

[UTUSN]

3. I've been attacking Tweety since 1999. Whose "talking points"? Who's "CC"? & your gratuitous

profanity is disgusting.