Oh, ferChrissake. Everybody is related to everybody else.

[Jackpine Radical]

We're all descendants of Lucy, and have both the bonobos and chimps in our family tree as well. And that's only counting the close relatives. There isn't more than 10% variance in the DNA of the whole tribe.

Which, now that I think about it, may explain why so many of us are so good at flinging poop at each other.

[JeffR]

1. Actually I'm not related to anybody.

I wish you earthlings all the best, though.

[Jackpine Radical]

3. Are your people good at flinging poop?

Come to think of it, why did I ask that?

[JeffR]

4. We like to fling plasma-doodles.

But I don't want to say too much about our advanced technology.

[Jackpine Radical]

14. Yes, that's a secret you wouldn't want to let--uh,

get out of hand.

Or tentacle.

[JeffR]

15. My compatriots will be administering standard corrective action.

I am to be water boarded. They do this because they've heard the Boosh Administration says it's no big deal. Perhaps our civilization is not so advanced after all.

[Jackpine Radical]

17. Water boarding is no problem

if you're an aquatic species.

[Karenina]

2. . .

:rofl:

[SoFlaJet]

5. I wanna be related to someone cool

WAAAA!!!!! (I think it would be cool)

[Jackpine Radical]

6. You're a distant cousin of Ice T. Cool enough?

[SoFlaJet]

7. being a musician and all

I'm OK with that-I'm a white Italian guy though, how does THAT work?

[angstlessk]

8. simple, you're from northern italy..and ice t is from southern italy

case closed!

[SoFlaJet]

11. hey wait a minute now

isn't Hillary a distant relative of Madonna? One side of my family is also from the Abruzzi Province where the Ciccone's are from...could ....I...be....related....to.....HILLARY CLINTON???? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BattyDem]

9. I can't wait to find out how all the candidates are related to Kevin Bacon.

:P

[Jackpine Radical]

13. Somebody needs to create a table of Bacon numbers for all of them.

We could award Superdelegates based on the Bacon numbers & simplify this whole process.

[csziggy]

16. The Oracle of Bacon at Virginia

Hillary Rodham Clinton has a Bacon number of 3.
Hillary Rodham Clinton was in Final Days, The (2000) with Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey was in Beyond the Sea (2004) with John Goodman (I)
John Goodman (I) was in Death Sentence (2007) with Kevin Bacon



The Oracle says: Barack Obama has a Kevin Bacon number of 3.
Barack Obama was in Swing State (2008) with Fisher Stevens
Fisher Stevens was in Sam the Man (2000) with Marin Hinkle
Marin Hinkle was in Rails & Ties (2007) with Kevin Bacon


John McCain has a Kevin Bacon number of infinity.
John McCain cannot be linked to Kevin Bacon using only feature films.

[cloudbase]

10. Nobody will admit

being related to me.

[salinen]

12. But what if a Pygmy

had sex with a Swede?