A thought on blast near Cheney--how did secret service determine he wasn't dead?

[yurbud]

No pulse, no body temperature, eyes half-open staring off into space, head nodded forward with chin resting on chest....

All of those are normal for him.

[Cobalt-60]

1. They released a fly in front of him

And his tongue lashed out.

[Fridays Child]

2. ...

:rofl:

[yurbud]

4. did you make up the monica logo?

[yurbud]

3. the flying spaghetti monster is more lifelike than him.

[lligrd]

5. No Silver Bullets Found Nearby? nt

[AndyTiedye]

6. When Something Like That Dies, There are Flames, Explosions, Earthquakes, You Know...

[leftofthedial]

7. they fired up the microwave

and watched him twitch

[yurbud]

10. you could probably do him in with a garage door opener

[Dr.Phool]

8. Same way they check a vampire

Put a mirror under his nostrils.

[yurbud]

11. I thought that's what you do to normal people. For a vampire, you just have to see if there's any

reflection.

[TheBaldyMan]

9. they tried to take his wallet off him.

or told him corporation tax had been raised to 75%

[yurbud]

12. If you tried to take his wallet off of him, there'd be a stump where your hand used to be

[TheBaldyMan]

14. check all the recent amputee admissions at Walter Reed.

[jannyk]

13. you forgot the rictus grin eom