In these hard times, some words to live by

[The Straight Story]

Words to Live By

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Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

When you’re laying in bed at night looking up at the stars, don’t panic when you suddenly wonder “Where the Hell is the ceiling?!”

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and SMACK the asshole upside the head.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

Just remember……..if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but giggle when you see one tumble down the stairs.

A bunch more here:
http://www.mykarmablog.com/category/thoughts/

[Demeter]

1. My Favorite: Don't Just Get Mad; Get Even!

and some people who pissed me off this week are going to really regret it. They have no idea what a stubborn, determined, and pissed-off Pollack can accomplish. My ex knows, that's why he stays far, far away.

[navarth]

2. good stuff K & r n/t

[jody]

3. If you can't pay cash for something you don't need it, exceptions are homes and autos. n/t

[The Straight Story]

4. And sometimes food :)

Like hot dogs, cheese, and chili sauce. MMmmmmm chili dogs.

[jody]

5. Good point however if someone has to borrow money to buy food, then they are in serious trouble and

society needs to help out.