Joe Wilson: “If there is a hell, the president will inhabit it for a long time.”

[sabra]

http://www.kauaiworld.com/articles/2008/03/31/news/news03.txt

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The couple blames a vindictive White House for leaking her identity to the press, an act Joe Wilson said amounts to “committing treason.”

“The president actively lies about pretty much everything,” he said. “If there is a hell, the president will inhabit it for a long time.”

[lisa58]

1. I thought hell was forever

[The Stranger]

14. Maybe he will ruin Hell too.

They'll shut it down.

[bdamomma]

2. many of us have been saying that Joe Wilson.

for a long time.

[Echo In Light]

3. Messiah of Mammon

[sinkingfeeling]

4. I only hope hell has a 'special' something for Neocons and Bushes.

[Echo In Light]

5. The term "minions" comes to mind

[Ganja Ninja]

6. If there's a hell then Dubya's the spawn of it's ruler. n/t

[Freedomofspeech]

7. You must be referring to Cheney...

[2Design]

8. amazing how treason for repukes is not punished but using the patriot

act to take down governors who were exposing wall street and the BFEE not allowing regulation on the BS loans is ok and the real story died

[Echo In Light]

9. ...of course

:wow:

[grannylib]

12. Well sure...this whole "nation under the rule of law" that Chimpy

likes to yammer about doesn't apply to HIM...nor any of his ilk.
Silly us for expecting that our UNELECTED officials would be bound by law...sheesh.

[L. Coyote]

10. Cheney's Heart Attack _OR_ Politics as Usual.

Cheney's Heart Attack or Politics as Usual.

After a massive coronary, Cheney is met at the pearly gate. "Welcome," says St. Pete. "We seldom see such a high political official. My order from on high is have you spend a day in Hell and one in Heaven, then you choose where to go."

With that, suddenly Dick is in Hell on a green golf course surrounded by all his friends and other politicians in evening attire. Everyone is very happy, they greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good old times getting rich at the expense of the middle class. Cheney's first White House boss, Nixon, hosts a $10,000-a-plate dinner in his honor. They dine on lobsters and lots of caviar, smoke cigars, and toast him with the finest champagne. Even the Devil is very friendly, telling great jokes, and complimenting Cheney's earthly works, especially his warfare as Secretary of Defense.

After 24 hours, suddenly Dick is in Heaven with heads of state, floating from cloud to cloud, playing the harp, praying occasionally, singing hymns, and praising the Lord. Some heads of state criticize his bellicose life and American arrogance, and there's no humor. A day later St. Pete says, "Now, choose your eternity."

Cheney answers, "I'll go to Hell. All my friends are there, even a new one. They have a better clubhouse, and I just love golf. And the food and jokes are better."

Suddenly Dick is in a very hot, barren desert covered with waste, garbage, bombed buildings, and the stench of corpses and burnt oil. His friends are all dressed in khaki military garb, packing M16s and M60s, and bleeding from wounds and missing limbs. The Devil hands him an automatic weapon, grenades, K-rations, a 60 lb. pack, and other gear, and says, "Welcome to Iraq. You'll be here for an eternity."

"I d.. d.. don't understand," stammers Dick. "Yesterday there was a.. a golf course and club house, and.. and we ate lobster and caviar, and danced, and.. and.. and you told great jokes. We even became friends. Now, I'M in the.. the GOD DAMN war?? Go fff.. fu.. FUCK yourself"

The Devil smiles and answers, "Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted for us!"

[sicksicksick_N_tired]

11. I think he and his administration CREATED HELL on earth.

:mad:

[yodermon]

13. I really hope Hillary's Justice Department prosecutes these bastards

when she's president.
She's promised you as much, right Joe?

[eppur_se_muova]

15. So Bu**sh** dies and goes to Hell (naturally) ...

Satan greets him, and informs him that, because of his high stature as unitary executive in the previous world, he will be given a choice of what punishment he will endure for all eternity. He then shows Bu**sh** a room wherein sinners are relentlessly waterboarded, over and over. "No", says Bu**sh**, "that's fine for others, but not for me". Next, Satan shows him a room in which sinners are blown up by RPGs and IEDs, over and over, suffering fresh Hellish trauma each time. "No", says Bu**sh**, "they volunteered for it, I didn't". So Satan takes him to the third and final door and opens it. To his amazement, Bu**sh** sees Bill Clinton, getting a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky -- one that evidently lasts for all eternity. He can't believe his eyes! Satan thinks this is torture? Smirking to himself (naturally), he realizes he has an opportunity to pull a fast one, and takes it (of course). With a phony, unconvincing tone (as always), he says to Satan, "Well, in a sense this is how I got into office, so I guess it's only fair." So Satan, now wearing his own smirk, says "Okay, Monica, you can go now!"

[Brigid]

16. We can only hope.

Just as long as all the rest of his cronies are right there with him.

[2Design]

17. first you have to believe in hell - n/t