Walrus Gumboot?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Done Forever (To the tune of Come Together - The Beatles)

He one dull fratboy
What he's doin's unholy
He use too few braincells
He one poor decider
He sell fear from sea to shining sea
Sorry Mothafukka, but you ain't scaring me.

Brains where sun don't shine
He got Blackhole Gitmo
Gonna surge Fallujah
While he funds Al-Qaeda
He say you know you can't trust me
Anyone who does they don't deserve to be free
Done forever, with your, vanity

Big propaganda
He got Oxyrushbo
He got Snowman mouthpiece
Drudge him Numbskullfracture
He got Lieberman on his knees
Hundred Murdoch Monkeys flyin out your TVs
Done forever, with your, vanity

He AWOL Coaster
He want Tehran bombing
He got blood agenda
He big Clinton faulter
He say, all I've done, I've done for me
Profiteering from death
Runs in his family
Done forever, with your, vanity


Done forever,yeah
Done forever,yeah
Done forever,yeah
Done forever,yeah
Done forever,yeah
Done forever,yeah
Done forever,yeah
Done forever,yeah
Done forever,yeah
Done forever,yeah

[Mad_Dem_X]

1. ((APPLAUSE))

Excellent!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Thank you Mad_Dem_X

:hi: :blush:

[jilln]

2. LOL!

I can only hope this doesn't poison future enjoyment of the Beatles.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. Hopefully not jilln

They've been a staple for me for over 40 years :)

[TomInTib]

3. Brava!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. :blush: n/t :)

[tridim]

4. My favorite Beatles' jibberish song of all time.

Although I'm sure it has some meaning if you're in the right state of mind.

Nicely done!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. Thanks tridim

Right state of mind... hmmm gonna hafta look into that. Sounds different ;)

[CrazyOrangeCat]

5. Nice!

"Drudge him numbskull fracture."

John would've bought you a beer for that one line . . .

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. And I'd buy him one in return CrazyOrangeCat

At least :D

[pepperbear]

6. recommendation #5 right here! n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. Thank you pepperbear!

:hi: :pals:

[Cetacea]

7. kick & recommended. Mucho excellent! eom

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. :)

Artiechoke :spray:

:hi:

[H2O Man]

8. Great!

Thanks!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. Very Welcome H2O Man

Glad you enjoyed it :)

[tuvor]

9. When are you going pro, SCE?

Thanks!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. When I can find an agent who doesn't pack a bullwhip

:smoke:

[AzDar]

10. Catchy! n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. I have vaccine

;) :hi:

[Homer Wells]

21. Another Number One HIT from our SalmonChantedEvening

This is indeed one of your best yet!!!!!

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

36. Thank you StephenB48 :)

:pals: :hi: :blush:

[TomInTib]

22. I am re-visiting this after I saw it about 3 hours ago

Just brilliant.

I printed it up and hauled it down the hill to Schoenberg Guitars (check out www.om28.com and drool).

We had an absolute blast with it. You should have seen the faces on the people who passed by while we were just tearing it up. Priceless.

I believe it has cured my pneumonia.

You have made my day, at the very least.


Tom

[CrazyOrangeCat]

26. I had a feeling you hung out there!

Jeezus, man, you really do know everybody!

(on edit: Listen here, wise guy, bet you never got to meet Festus and feed his flea-bit ole mule, like this boy!)

[TomInTib]

31. You met Ruth?

I am forever humbled.

Way back when (mid-60s) all of my hats looked like Festus' hats.

"Yessirr, Misterr Dillonnn..."

[CrazyOrangeCat]

48. !

:D

[SalmonChantedEvening]

37. Wow tom. Wish I had been a passerby

Or if there wa a kit handy, on drums... this is one of my favorite Beatles tunes to play to :)

You've may my day in return :hug:

[hellbound-liberal]

23. Excellent work, SCE! This needs to go up on YouTube.

You're very talented!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

38. Thankya irkthesmirk!!

:blush:

Took my time on this one, wanted it just right.

[Swamp Rat]

24. He is the Eggman

[omega minimo]

32. and a Blue Meanie!!

:hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

39. THAT is a nice piece Your Swampness!

Here's kookookatchooin' at you, kid ;) :hug:

[Sydnie]

25. I would kick and rec this to the MOON if I could

This might just be some of your very best work to date!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

40. Sydnie, your kind words and support

Already have my head in the clouds and keep me reaching for the stars :)

:pals: :hug: :loveya:

[Sydnie]

49. I actually sang it out loud

to my room mate, who is like Mikey in the Life cereal commercials, but she liked this!

You really should shop this one around ... I'd love to hear it recorded!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

50. You had better luck than I did

I sang it out loud and my dog pulled a knife on me :rofl:

mmmm Life Cereal.... (insert Homer sound here)

:hi: :hug: :pals: :loveya:

[EVDebs]

27. Nailed it ! Vote #13 for greatest page

Koo Koo Ka Chew !

BTW, check out Mark Rabinowitz's Vote Fraud In Ohio to the tune of CSNY's Ohio

at

http://www.oilempire.us/2004stolenelection.html

"" Vote Fraud in Ohio
by Mark Robinowitz

Lost ballots and Diebold's counting
We're finally on our own
This winter I hear Bush laughing
Vote Fraud in Ohio

Gotta get real ballots
Paperless taking us down
Should have been done long ago
Keep blacks from voting and
TV won't make a sound
Kerry won, but he said no.

Vote Fraud in Ohio
Vote Fraud in Florida
Vote Fraud in Nevada
Vote Fraud in Iowa
Vote Fraud New Mexico ...""

[SalmonChantedEvening]

41. That's superb EVDebs!! Thank you!!

And thank you for the rec and the reply. :D:D:D :hi: :pals:

[smokey nj]

28. Fantastic!!!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

42. Thanks smokey!!

:hi: :pals: :hug: :D:D:D:D

[Warren DeMontague]

29. Wow. That's really good!

Really, really good stuff. Classic.

:applause:

K&R.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

43. Much obliged sir :)

Had a blast writing it :D

[omega minimo]

30. well now

:wow: :applause: :bounce:





"AWOL Coaster" :evilgrin: :spray:



Topped yourself again SCE :toast:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

44. So glad you enjoyed it, omega

Took be a bit to get that line right, there were tons of possibilities

Holy Boaster finished second :evilgrin:

:hi: :hug: :pals: :loveya:

[helderheid]

33. I hope you don't mind - I sent this to my musician friend

http://myspace.com/banishwarcd

[SalmonChantedEvening]

45. Not at all helderheid, I am honored you did :)

Looking at his site now, and will check back in and listen later.

You never know where ideas will come from. :D

:hug:

[njdemocrat106]

34. Kick!

I love that song, whether it's your lyrics or the Beatles' lyrics.

:thumbsup:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

46. Thank you njdemocrat106!

It was on the radio in work on Tuesday and I ran with it :D

[calimary]

35. Holy COW, that's great!

Straight to the beat and everything!

EXCELLENT!!!

:headbang:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

47. Thank you so much calimary

Kudos must go out to a customer who talked me out of spelling a certain (ahem) obscenity correctly, and leaving it as I wrote it originally.

:hi: :hug: :blush:

[ProfessorGAC]

51. Truly Suberb

Very nice work. Clever as hell.
The Professor

[SalmonChantedEvening]

53. Very kind of you to say sir

:hi: :pals:

[Joe Fields]

52. very much appreciated. Made my day.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

54. Confession time lol

This may be my favorite piece, due to a great many factors. The way the day flowed around writing it. I was just grinning that happy grin of one who was having too much fun for his own good. The grins I got as I was writing it from others who got verse by verse premieres as it came together. TBTBG, Bofth, Dr. Lee Rofthchiles... m'lads ya keep me at my best. So many others here in this thread that have replied who, if they were in possesion of a feather, could knock me over with it.

I am so very honored and proud.


:hi: :bounce:

[Glenda]

55. That's GREAT!

I had to come back and read this when my mind was alert enough to put the music to your lyrics ;)

:hug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

56. Hello there YOU!!

Thank ya Glenda!!

So howaya? :hi: :hug:

[Kelly Rupert]

57. This is priceless. K&R.

eom

[SalmonChantedEvening]

58. thank you Kelly Rupert

:) :hi: :blush:

[BigBearJohn]

59. K/R!!! Thanks for this!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

60. Many thanks my friend

Just glad as hell you're here to enjoy it :):):)

:hi: :hug: :pals:

[pitohui]

61. nice job

is it yours? i think i like!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

62. It is pitohui, and thanks :))

:hi:

[SammyWinstonJack]

63. I can't recommend but I can kick this!

:kick: :applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

64. Back to blushing again :)

Thank you Blue State Native!

:hi: :pals: :blush: