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Dear Tweety,
We understand your utter obsession with Bill Clinton's private parts and with his sex life. You hate Mrs. Clinton because she is just that: Mrs. Clinton. You have been a subservient media type and jealous hanger-on for so long that you cannot abide the fact that she has actually slept with this man whom you truly love in so many complex ways.
You see, what you are experiencing is what the psychiatrists call "Reaction Formation" wherein you, for example, love something which is denied to you so much, that you begin to hate it with equal fervor. And that something in your case would be President Clinton. Your sneering disregard for him is in stark contrast to your whining pseudo-admiration for the antithesis of Clinton: President Bush. Whereas Clinton who rejected you in whole and in part is an intellectual, a real ladies' man, handsome, a policy wonk (as you would call him disparagingly), almost sociopathic in his ability to adapt to change and to adversity, and most remarkably, to be able to stand up against these untoward moments with grit and unparalleled stamina, you were compelled to figuratively embrace his 'successor', who not only does not possess any of these traits, but actually wore a codpiece in order to convince many that he was a 'stand-up' guy, if you catch my meaning.
So your peculiar Oedipal-like jealousy of Hillary is quite understandable. Rejected by Him, you fled to the promise of Another whose attributes, if you want to call them that, are opposite of those which you truly love.
I hope you receive quality therapy and are able to resolve these issues.
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