Grumpiest Old Men: Whackos in the White House -( A short movie script)

[Ghost in the Machine]

Ok, set the scene:

John McCain has won the Presidency and has kept Dick Cheney as VP...

First scene opens:

John McCain, sitting in a rocker in front of the White House, yells at tourists to "get offa my lawn!" Some tourists don't move fast enough, so Cheney shoots them in the face...

Ok.. that's all I've got.. add on to it if you want...

[Mz Pip]

1. John McCain

keels over and enters a catatonic state. It takes several days for anyone to notice. THe 25th Amendment is invoked. Cheney become President. John continues to sit in the rocker.

Cheney goes to the secret room and starts to play with the buttons.

He pushes a few and sneers.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

2. Dick Cheney then.....

Dick Cheney then gazes adoringly at a portrait of Aaron Burr, and starts singing "You're My Soul And My Heart's Inspiration/You're All I've Got to Get Me By".

:rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

3. kick