San Fransisco has Jet ski cops?

[HEyHEY]

Got a few Miami Vice fans on the police board do ya?

[Lautremont]

1. First Harvey Milk and now jet-ski cops??? This is crazy-cuckoo land!

[MonkeyFunk]

2. sure they do!

There's a lot of water there.

[HEyHEY]

3. There's tons here too

But we ain't got jet ski cops. What the fuck do they do most of the time? Chase wind surfers?

[MonkeyFunk]

6. they patrol

McCovey Cove during Giants games. Probably fish bridge-divers out of the bay. STuff like that.

[MonkeyFunk]

7. Plus

they take care of giant sea monsters. There's a reason Cloverfield wasn't set in S.F.

[HEyHEY]

9. Man, now I wish we had em here

:-(

[MonkeyFunk]

11. Yep!

Everybody laughs at the jet-skis until their city is being crushed by a giant aquatic monster. Then they're all "ooh! Where were our jet-skis?!" Suckers.

[AlCzervik]

4. why not? When the assholes harass the sea lions i'd love to see the jet ski squad unleashed.

[HEyHEY]

5. Is that what they do? That's awesome!

[AlCzervik]

8. all kinds of no fishing areas as well, i was in Pacifica a few months ago and some

guys were fishing and in their catch was something that was off limits and the cops at the pier were all over them.

[flvegan]

10. Lots cheaper than having an equal number of full sized boats.

Waverunner/jetski vehicles these days can go upwards of 60 mph, are far more agile and easier to maintain/store than a full sized boat. The water equivalent of the motorcycle cop.