I need Dr. Laura Schlessinger...should I contact Hannity?

[samplegirl]

I think I have a serious problem...I can not stop myself from removing my clothing and posing nude on the internet.
I have tried to stop but I just can't help myself.
So anyone out there with Dr. Laura's email or maybe I should contact Hannity and ask him to forward my request to the high moral doctor for some help. I figure if she overcame this dispicable habit so can I. I would just love to ask her for her help on this subject now that she is on Fox news every other night. Hannity said she will be taking questions about Marital problems, divorce, just about anything at the Pennsylvania primaries.

[The Straight Story]

1. My wife has the same problem

Send me your pics and I will see what I can do....

[babylonsister]

3. Oh, my...

:wow::spray:

[stevedeshazer]

2. I'll need to compare your nude pics with "Dr" Laura's

PM me with them stat!

:)

[samplegirl]

4. I'm working on a

new layout!

[The Straight Story]

5. I can help with that, let me see the old one and proposed nude...err new one

And I will give you a layout to remember :rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

6. Damn, and I thought the 'samplegirl' was the one who handed out cheese & sausage at the mall...

.. or maybe the one that sprays everyone with cologne...

Little did I know...

[samplegirl]

7. I think I might be having a

mid-life crisis! :crazy:

[CoffeeCat]

8. I called Dr. Laura once....ONCE...

I listened to Dr. Laura for a while, because she
was very supportive of stay-at-home-moms. Although
I disagreed with her on many, many things, I liked
that she supported stay-at-home moms and I needed
the reassurance after deciding to ditch my 80 hour-a-week
job in high-tech PR and stay at home with my kids. A newborn
and a 15-month old.

Anyhoo...I began to get cabin fever. For a year, I didn't go
anywhere without the kids. Nowhere. My husband and I hadn't
even gone out on a date.

I called Dr. Laura, to ask her if I was a bad mom if I took
a class once a week or jogged for a couple of hours and left
the kids with my husband.

Oh boy. She laid into me. She told me, "Don't you realizing that
jogging for an hour, away from your kids, is a long time for them
to be without their mommy?" She insisted that taking a class
would be selfish, and that there would be plenty of time for that
when they were in school---six short years away.

She said that if I wanted to take an hour to go jogging, to get
a jogging stroller. Then, she hung up on me.

You can call her if you want. Although Dr. Laura seemed to give
really bad advice to stay-at-home moms, she could probably help
someone who has a penchant for posing nude on the Internet.

After all--she has more experience posing nude on the Internet
than she does being a stay-at-home mom.

[samplegirl]

9. I always thought she was a wacko

now I know for sure she is nothing more than a rightwing canary. Like who would really take this ladies advice seriously?