All hat and no CAPTION

[underpants]

[smokey nj]

1. 10 gallon idiot.

[Cheap_Trick]

13. or maybe

20 gallon idiot in a 10 gallon hat

[Kurovski]

2. "Heheh! Ah'm the cover 'a Gentleman's Quarterback!"

[niyad]

3. 10 gallon hat, 1/1000th oz brain

[rurallib]

4. He wanted a hat like the Pope's?

Now he needs somebody to lead.

[jaxx]

5. Can you do anything about the face?

[libodem]

6. What a dork

[tblue]

7. All hat and no LIPS

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

8. "Shore Leave."

Thank God I'm Fascist

[lonestarnot]

17. More shore leave.

[Nitrogenica]

9. "Tell Navy Football I'm borrowin' his hat."

[YOY]

10. Sadly there is no and never will be a cure for "stupid".

And no hat will ever be made that can make him look more "manly" or "intelligent".

[Buzz Clik]

11. "I never knew you could wear a football on yer head. And aren't footballs brown?"

[catnhatnh]

12. That hat is like a Bush wet dream....

Add to his ensemble a feather, a badge, and a jackhammer and he can BE the Village People.....

[Faygo Kid]

14. Here's a hat for you. One that fits, and will save our nation.

[chknltl]

15. Asshat in a hat named bush-I-am.

I do not like you in a box.
I do not like you with a fox.
I do not like you in my White House.
I do not like you with a mouse.
I do not like you here or there.
I do not like you anywhere.
I do not want you to bomb Iran.
I do not like you, bush-I-am.
c

[madokie]

16. and he doesn't even know how to wear the damn thing

about three forths up his ass would be about right imo

[eppur_se_muova]

18. So strap one of these to his chin ...

and send in the Navy kicker.

[lutefisk]

19. This one is even more captionable, imho: