Plans for the G.W.Bush Presidential Library

[BootinUp]

I can't take credit for this, received it in my email:

The draft plans for the George W. Bush Library now call for:

* The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.

* The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.

* The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.

* The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.

* The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.

* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it.

* The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force
you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.

* The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or,
if no one is looking, steal one.

* The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).

To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the museum
will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said he didn't care so much about the
individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

[KamaAina]

1. The Condi Rice Room

so chock-full of stuff it's practically torture! :evilgrin:

[Cirque du So-What]

2. A few possibilities:

...and one for The Foulmouthed Gargoyle:

[BootinUp]

3. The Jorge Arbusto Biblioteca

kills me. lol.

The trailer suggestion is the most appropriate probably.

[Nitrogenica]

4. How many rooms can one fit into a prison cell?

[BootinUp]

6. So maybe just a miniature model then, lol.

[tom_paine]

5. How about this for the Hurricane Katrina Room?

You walk in and the water starts pouring it while on the wall a huge video of Bushler eating cake and strumming guitar while the waters rise over your head.

Just as your lungs are about to burst and you are about to drown, the water drains out.

When you try to leave the room, Blackwater Goons administer a thorough beating followed by a tasering.

As you lay on the floor in a wet, exhausted, heaving mass, two Bushies come in a take your shoes, promising you that they are going to replace your waterlogged shoes with something much better. They take them as you are laying on the floor, too exhausted to defend yourself.

Five hours later, they come back with Gold-Plated Diamond-Studded Tap Shoes, and say, "That'll be $50,000 dollars, please."

When you protest you only have $50 bucks in waterlogged cash in your pockets, the Blackwater Goons are called in for another beating and tasering, then you are dragged by the scruff of your waterlogged collar and tossed unceremoniously out the door.

"And don't come back!" say the Blackwater Goons, brandishing their tasers menacingly.

Exhibit ends.