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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 09:36 AM
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You know what this Pope-apolooza needs?
Father Guido Sarducci. Or Christopher Hitchens. Or something...

All the nets have managed to dig up Catholic commentators - and surprise surprise! They all seem to like the Pope!!
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 09:36 AM
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1. find the pope in the pizza contest
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 09:36 AM
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2. Is the pope wearing a flag pin?
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ananda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 09:37 AM
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3. All Nazis together.
Good Germans All.
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MNDemNY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 09:40 AM
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4. Equal time for Protestants, Jews, Muslims...................
Or just shit can the whole deal.
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 09:42 AM
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5. Bring back Father Guido!

Sorely missed.....
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 09:43 AM
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6. They should invite Bill Maher on..His New Rules from last week
backed up with an article from the Guardian

From New Rules, Bill Maher's Real Time


http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/index.html

And, finally, New Rule: Whenever you combine a secretive compound, religion and weirdos in pioneer outfits, there's going to be some child-f*cking going on. In fact, whenever a cult leader sets himself up as "God's infallible wing man" here on earth, lock away the kids.

Which is why I'd like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound. And this guy not only operates outside the bounds of the law, but he used to be a Nazi and he wears funny hats.

That's right. The Pope is coming to America this week, and, ladies, he's single! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Bill, you can't be saying that the Catholic Church is no better than this creepy Texas cult! For one thing, altar boys can't even get pregnant."

But, really, what tripped up the "little cult on the prairie" was that they only abused hundreds of kids, not thousands all over the world. Cults get raided. Religions get parades. How does the Catholic Church get away with all of their buggery? VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME!

If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you "Pope."

It's like if you can't pay your mortgage, you're a deadbeat, but if you can't pay a million mortgages, you're Bear Stearns, and we bail you out. And that's who the Catholic Church is, the Bear Stearns of organized pedophilia. Too big to fail.

When the - when the current Pope was in his previous Vatican job as John Paul's Dick Cheney - he wrote a letter instructing every Catholic bishop to keep the sex abuse of minors secret until the statute of limitations ran out. And that's the Church's attitude: "We're here, we're queer, get used to it."

Which is fine. Far be it from me to criticize religion. But, just remember one thing: if the Pope was, instead of a religious figure, merely the CEO of a nationwide chain of daycare centers where thousands of employees had been caught molesting kids and then covering it up, he'd be arrested faster than you can say, "Who wants to touch Mister Wiggle?"



http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2005/apr/24/children.childprotection

Pope 'obstructed' sex abuse inquiry

Confidential letter reveals Ratzinger ordered bishops to keep allegations secret

This article appeared in the Observer on Sunday April 24 2005 . It was last updated at 09:58 on April 25 2005.
Pope Benedict XVI faced claims last night he had 'obstructed justice' after it emerged he issued an order ensuring the church's investigations into child sex abuse claims be carried out in secret.

The order was made in a confidential letter, obtained by The Observer, which was sent to every Catholic bishop in May 2001.

It asserted the church's right to hold its inquiries behind closed doors and keep the evidence confidential for up to 10 years after the victims reached adulthood. The letter was signed by Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, who was elected as John Paul II's successor last week.

Lawyers acting for abuse victims claim it was designed to prevent the allegations from becoming public knowledge or being investigated by the police. They accuse Ratzinger of committing a 'clear obstruction of justice'.

Continued at above link
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 09:44 AM
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7. Are the Pope-arazzi behaving?
Or are they storming the Popemobile like Britney's Benz?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 09:46 AM
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9. I just hope he's wearing underwear
when he gets out of the popemobile.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 09:47 AM
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10. I hope the Pope wore his panties.
:scared:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 09:45 AM
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8. Getting a camera crew to track down George Carlin for some comments would be GREAT TV. nm
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 10:00 AM
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11. Yes, THAT would be great
Seriously, they've had a bunch of priests, Pat Buchanan and Bill Bennett. I expect to see Bill Donohue soon.
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 10:03 AM
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12. I'd like to see Deathtöngue open for him at the stadium
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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 10:24 AM
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13. More cowbell?
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purji Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 10:32 AM
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17. darn you beat me too it. n/t
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 10:24 AM
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14. steel drums, they're the new cowbell.
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 10:27 AM
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15. The Poop on the Pope
from a resurrected Karen Carpenter:

"Why do birds poop down from the sky
every time you walk by?
'Cause just like me
they want to be
Gross to You"

"Why do drunks ditch ciggies in your beer
everytime you stumble near
"Cause just like me
they long to be
Gross to You"
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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 10:31 AM
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16. I think I heard Father Guido Sarducci has a brother who works for the Bush administration
Just a little factoid.

Don
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 10:44 AM
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18. Never heard that
but his sister-in-law was Surgeon-General Antonia Novello. Maybe that's what you're thinking of?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 10:49 AM
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19. LOL
did you just hear the orgasmic moan let out by the CNN newsreader when they showed Placido Domingo kneeling before the Pope and kissing his ring?

"Isn't that terrific? Oh... Oohhhh!"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 10:51 AM
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20. I'm looking for a pic of him in centerfield at the Nationals stadium
and make the comment "The National GM needs to be fired. Unless this guy is "the Natural" he looks a bit old to be on a MLB roster"

:bounce:
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 10:52 AM
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21. I miss Father Guido Sarducci. . . n/t
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