OTHER humanizing nicknames for Dick Cheney

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Poll question: OTHER humanizing nicknames for Dick Cheney

Cheney: I Asked Lynne If It Bugs Her That People Call Me Darth Vader

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/17/cheney-i-asked-lynne-if-i_n_97180.html

Vice President Dick Cheney cracked a number of jokes Wednesday night at the Radio & Television Correspondents' Dinner In Washington D.C. Cheney got some laughs when he told the audience that he had asked his wife, Lynne Cheney, whether the label Darth Vader applied to his personality. According to Cheney, his wife said it "humanizes you."

[Nitrogenica]

1. Criminal Greed Monger

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. It's hard to wrap my brain around why anyone would think he was a good choice

for a speaker at that dinner. Too bizarre.

[LSparkle]

3. OMG ... you have me laughing out loud

I have a Pavlovian giggle response to "colostomy bag" ... especially when
referring to DickDickDick Cheney.

[ColbertWatcher]

4. Federal Prisoner # 5098776 n/t

[Kurovski]

5. He's

George Bush's future Colostomy Bag, which he will need because of an especially frisky outing with Jeff Gannon in 2015, brought back into the present via a time machine created from parts found at the Roswell crash site.

The irony here is that in reality, George is the one full of Cheney's shit.

[AlCzervik]

6. the best one ever imo will always be "Crash cart"