It's like he's a rock only dumber...

[mcctatas]

“So long as I’m the president, my measure of success is victory – and success,’’ the president said in the Rose Garden, standing alongside British Prime Minister Gordon Brown....

http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2008/04/bush_measure_of_success_succes.html

[Captain Angry]

1. At some point, he's going to give up.

He's going to get into that thing from the original Star Trek episode, and only be able to beep once for yes and twice for no.

[Richard Steele]

2. As Richard Steele Sr. used to put it: "He's dumber than two flat rocks". nm

[napoleon_in_rags]

3. Bush as a driver: "Is the distance in kilometers or miles, sir?"

"So long as I'm driving, my measure of distance is - distance".

How did this guy get to be prez?

[mcctatas]

4. He wore a flag lapel pin!!!!

(sorry, GDP has turned my brain to mush):crazy:

[napoleon_in_rags]

5. I think its safe if we just don't drive...

...And sleep it off. Black coffee in the morning ought to help with the GDP hangover. :)

[zeos3]

7. Don't misquote him and make him look dumb.

His response would be "...my measure of distance is length - and distance"

Here's the formula {new word he's learned + (synomym) + repeat the 1st word} + hehe + smirk

[napoleon_in_rags]

8. LOL!

:rofl:

[Greyhound]

11. About 60,000,000 morans even thicker than he is... n/t

[lonestarnot]

6. I never watch "little bush" or whatever the hell it's called but in staying up to see Colbert

I watched tonight and it was fantastic! Victory indeed.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

9. Turd in the toilet circling the drain...

hoping he can glaum onto anything that floats.

[melody]

10. nine more months ... dear god, only nine more months ...

Nine ... just nine ...