Amateur diagnosis of the Day: Joe Scarborough

[PCIntern]

So Joey threw on a white T-shirt and ratty sweater this morning to come into the studio and 'host' his television show. Fresh off his pissed-off-walkout last night due to Rachel Maddow's smackdown and pin of the inarticulate, interruptor, he's back in his element.

Sarcastic and ignorant as well as ill-informed, this gentleman is the poster-boy for Redneck, prejudiced, angry, and ignorant White Male. Impotent singly but highly dangerous in packs, this species needs to be carefully observed for aberrant and deviant behavior.

Prone to rages, it is not unheard of for members to strike out with blunt-force trauma, killing all interns in their paths. Fortunately for them, the Establishment understands their behaviors and compensates by attributing the behavior to others and/or 'fuhgettingaboutit', as their jargon so states.

Diagnosis: Megalomanaical Mania followed by episodes of Alcohol-induced Depression and sleep.

Treatment: Cancellation

Prognosis: Guarded to Poor

[underpants]

1. Is there video of Rachel/his walk off last night?

:shrug:

[babylonsister]

2. Yes, in here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3172791&mesg_id=3172791

[Olney Blue]

3. He is delusional at best.

When he tried to attribute all of Bill Clinton's successes with the budget during his presidency to a republican congress, I knew just how delusional he was.

[But....]

4. Rachel needs her own show...

must put more intelligent liberals on the air.:bounce:

[underpants]

7. Welcome to DU and you are right she is fantastic

:hi:

Not just that she is on "our" side but that she brings the truth and any opinion she states is based on truth.

[KharmaTrain]

5. 7th Day Marvel On The 8th Day

Joey was a media darling when he was a GOOP pitbull and rode the right wing wave onto the cables...but then his vaunted "CONservative movement" began to falter...people began to get pissed and the dirty fuckin' hippie found the internet and their voice. Life hasn't been as charmed lately for Joey...especially at MSNBC.

Not that this network is or ever will be "liberal"...but Joey is finding himself in the minority and no longer on the rise. His morning show has been a flop and he, like many others at that network, are jealous of the success of Olbermann. As always, when a wingnut can't bully and ridicule without inpunity, they throw tantrums. Sucks to be Joey.

[deminks]

6. Only one I hear whining this morning is Joe Scabby. Can he be more underdressed this morning?

Next he'll be in his jammies.

The corporate media makes it's money off of a close race. If there isn't one, they will make one. Scabby's job is to whine until there is one. Issues don't make close races. Tabloid does. If the newz doesn't fit, make it up. And always fake being offended if the far left libruls (especially women) get the best of you.

Only reason I watch is to try to get some newz about the earthquake. I can't stomach CNN, so it's my only hope. In between the preacher this and the bitter than and the whiner over there, I might get some newz.

[gratuitous]

8. Prejudiced, angry and ignorant

But not bitter, goddammit! Don't call him bitter, or there will be hell to pay. Just you watch yourself, because he's not bitter.

[mdmc]

9. 'evening joe' was on Real Time

very different then the morning pundit

[PCIntern]

10. "Bludgeoning Joe"

used to be in the House.

quit for 'family' reasons...then had acrimonious divorce.

say what?