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[El Supremo]

Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., holds his head as he talks with residents during a town hall meeting in Thomasville, Ala., Monday, April 21, 2008.
(AP Photo/Dave Martin)

He is not looking very healthy lately.

[YDogg]

1. Doh! I used to have a prostate!

[NJSecularist]

2. Damn! I forget to wear my diaper.

[Harry Monroe]

3. Oh, shit!! I glued my hand to my forehead!!

[SoCalDem]

5. Goddamned kids & their newfangled crazy glue

[NorthCarolina]

4. I meant to say Sunni, err no I mean Shia, umm no Terrorists, arrghhh I mean Insurgents, wait

a minute....Is Joe Lieberman in the house?

[SoCalDem]

6. Shit.. did I say crunchy? I meant creamy

[jimshoes]

7. Under my plan

everyone's health care will be by applying a patch directly to your forehead.

[Kindigger]

9. Kinda like my first thought

"Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead..."

[Cronus Protagonist]

8. God, why does this alien keep moving around under my skin?

[Ichingcarpenter]

10. Anyone seen my keys or glasses?

What he is doing is a memory jag, just by the body language.

[Kurovski]

11. "Shit! I forgot the lyrics to "Bomb, Bomb Iran."

[liberal N proud]

12. Hold the temper, hold the temper

[madamesilverspurs]

13. ...98...99...100...

olley olley in free!!!

[Warpy]

14. This economy stuff makes my brain hurt

I wanna start talking about WAR!