Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into Imaginary Car

[Ichingcarpenter]

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - A Frankfort man was arrested on drug trafficking charges early Sunday morning after he was reportedly pumping gas into an imaginary vehicle. According to the arrest report, Metro Police arrived at a gas station at First and Jefferson streets in Louisville and immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore, who station clerks contend was filling up an imaginary vehicle.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24239708/

[rucky]

1. HAPPY 4/20!

[Ichingcarpenter]

3. Picture of his car

[Wizard777]

16. Didn't Wonder Woman report that stolen?

:rofl:

[Clear Blue Sky]

2. If he is lucky, they will put him into an imaginary jail...n/t

[ret5hd]

4. and use an imaginary taser...

Go ahead and imaginary taser me, bro!

[Clear Blue Sky]

18. LOL!

[uppityperson]

5. Was it imaginary gas? Did he think no one would notice? Did he think?

I Imagine not.

[Berry Cool]

6. He complained about the imaginary price.

Cost him a whole imaginary $3.50 a gallon!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. This kinda headline makes ya glad you're a DUer.

:rofl:

What bad day.

[PeaceNikki]

8. .

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

9. Another illustration...

Of why I hung up the rolling papers when indica came along. Man, that stuff is too brutal.

[OKthatsIT]

28. What's indica?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

29. Well, let me illustrate with a tale.

Back in about 1980, I was living in SF with a Bissell Vacuums heiress, working for Sammy Hagar and smoking lots of weed. The other roadie with Hagar was Sammy's bro-in-law, a guy named "Buck", who lived up in San Rafael, was a qualified Ferrari mechanic and always got the best shit. One day, we were driving a truck full of gear from some place in the Bay Area to another place in The Bay Area and Buck being Buck, says "Hey! You want to get high!". Me being me, I say yes indeedy and Buck dives into his shoulder bag and pulls out a BIG ziplock bag, at least a quarter pounder, perhaps more. "Wow!" says I. "Wait till you smoke some", says Buck.

As the bag is opened in the truck, I noticed a smell I had never smelled before, coming from the weed: Skunk. Buck twists up a biggun and sparks it. He takes a big pull, I take a big pull. We both choke. So we do it again and we both choke again. That was it for me. I was wrecked. Seeing colors and hobbits and dragons and whatnot. I pulled the truck over. I could not drive nor did I want to, so Buck being Buck, he took over.

"What is that shit!", asked I. "That's Indica from Humboldt County. It's the new thing!", says Buck. I went back to the hallucinations. Whew. I could barely move after two hits and a case of Whooping Cough.

I quit not long after, as soon as all the weed became like that. Sativa? No problem. Indica? Gah. Paralysis just wasn't my thing.

[KSinTX]

10. It's a full moon, isn't it? (nt)

[Octafish]

11. Got the asshole's picture right here...

[Wizard777]

17. LMAO! Too funny.

[limit18]

19. Rape at the gas station by who pumped ethel.

[IDemo]

12. He's no Marcel Marceau, is he?

[wtmusic]

13. The station clerks were so high they couldn't see his car

Arrest them!

[spanone]

14. pass THAT pipe, now!

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. Was it cheaper than 3.47 a gallon? If not, he got screwed.

:rofl:

[Cerridwen]

20. Did they get video of him "driving" in?

Okay, this just struck me funny "...which they said was indicative of trafficking."

Man, they need to look harder for that imaginary car he was using to "traffick" in.

*snort*

[Gold Metal Flake]

21. He just wanted to drive to White Castle for some imaginary sliders.

A LOT of imaginary sliders.

[lonestarnot]

22. Did he pay first with imaginary money or did the clerk just imagine that he paid?

:shrug: I imagine that somebody imagined with the wrong imagination. Imaginary shock and aaaaah when he figured out those were not diamond bracelets.

[Bonobo]

23. Bullshit! You could smoke a pound of weed and it wouldn't make you do that.

Sounds like acid or something like it/

[peekaloo]

24. He had Ecstasy on him, too.

probably IN him as well.

[Bonobo]

25. Then I'm surprised he wasn't trying to FUCK the imaginary gas tank!

[peekaloo]

26. *snort*

:rofl:

[malaise]

27. In a few weeks more than a few men will be caught

pumping imaginary gas into their cars.

Imaginary car - this is wicked funny :rofl: